Is it fair to take pictures of Britney's kids?

Brett Singer — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:53:00 GMT

You may have heard about the photographs of Britney Spears smoking while 2-year-old Sean Preston was playing with her cigarette lighter. Well, the actual photo doesn't quite show that. Here it is:

Now, far be it from me to disagree with the celebrity media machine, but this doesn't look as bad as it sounds. In this pic she looks to be taking the cigarettes away from her child. That would be the right thing to do. The better thing to do would be to not smoke at all, and especially not in front of your kids. Second-hand smoke is very dangerous, especially to little lungs. It also makes me wonder if she was smoking while pregnant, which would be much worse. My guess – and I have nothing to back this up – is that she probably was. As a former smoker, I know how hard it is to quit, and it looks to me like the Britster is quite the nicotine addict.

Here's the part that gets me: the photos were taken at her house. Why? Presumably a photog with a mega-ultra-zoom lens – a "Pavarotti", as El Federline famously referred to them on his ill-fated rap album – was suspended from a helicopter or something and took the shot through her window or on her balcony.

She's a celebrity, and over 18 (although emotionally she might be, like, 12, but let's not go there). But her kids aren't. Not to sound like a celebrity defending dipstick ("LEAVE...BRITNEY...ALONE!"), but maybe there should be a law that prevents the kids from being photographed, at least when they're at home. As someone points out over at MomLogic, they didn't ask to be in this bizarre situation.

There are celebrities whose children you almost never see candid pictures of – Madonna, Howard Stern, Christie Brinkley, and I'm sure there are dozens more that I can't think of at the moment. Of course, those people aren't the unbelievable mess that Brit appears to be. At best, this photo shows poor judgment on her part, not only the smoking but also hanging out with her kid in front of an open window where a sleazoid photographer can get a clear shot. Um, curtains? A really high hedge? Move someplace else?

Of course, if nobody wanted to see the pictures, they wouldn't be worth anything, and photographers wouldn't take them. But that's a different topic.

Here are the rest of the photos. Hey, at least she looks pretty good in her bikini.

images: popsugar.com

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Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:56:00 GMT

Posted by sweatpantsmom

Whenever I'm set to arrive at the Holiday Inn, I always have my help call ahead and make sure my room is ready for my arrival with running water, at least two clean towels, and one of those fancy paper strips over the toilet. I thought I was being a ball-buster until I saw Jennifer Lopez' list of demands for the London hotel she recently checked into.

Among the necessities that Lopez apparently can't do without are soft-baked chocolate chip cookies, candles by Jo Malone in either grapefruit or lime blossom, white or red roses or white lilies, fruit platters, veggie platters and two humidifiers. These are just a few of the things - see the full list below; after I read it I vowed never to feel bad about asking the hotel for an extra roll of toilet paper again.

And in case there's any doubt that Lopez is pregnant, in addition to the cookies mentioned above she also requests sour cream and onion potato crisps, spicy brown mustard, jelly and M&Ms. Pregnancy confirmed - everyone knows this is the standard hourly intake of a gestating woman.

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