Strollerderby : bra

Saggy Mom Boobs Get a Lift! Carry It Off with the Cleavage Caddy

JeanneSager — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:29:00 GMT

Do your nipples hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Have heart Mom, the baby bra size drop means you're just a better candidate to tote stuff in your tatas! Thanks to the folks at Lemondrop, I have found the seasons hot new tote - and those eco-friendly grocery bags have got nothing on this mama.

Having handed the girls over to our kids during the breastfeeding days, who knows better than Mom that we've got to put the fun in functional? The Cleavage Caddy offers extra space to stow your valuables, and maybe make Mom look boobylicious once again?

At the very least, the lace on the top of the bra insert is 100 percent sexier than the diaper bag where you're used to storing your credit card these days. At the worst? When you're reaching down to snatch some cash to pay for your coffee, you know the clerk won't be staring at the puke stain on your shoulder.

Image: Mazantri Creations

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Woman Raises Rabbit in Her Bra

Hannah Tennant-Moore — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 19:15:00 GMT

Breasts and baby bunnies: two cuddly, loveable entities. Put them together, and you get a healthy three-month-old rabbit who answers to the name Miracle and enjoys watching a good game of cricket.

When her dog killed a rabbit, Cherida Cannon planned to make a good soup—until she noticed that the hare was pregnant. She extracted the living baby from the dead rabbit’s womb and turned her over to the care of her sister, Margi Heath.

Heath nursed the baby to health by keeping her inside her bra, which seemed to her like the warmest, most womblike place for the bunny to be. Whenever the bunny got hungry, she popped her head out of the brassiere, and Heath fed her infant formula with a syringe.

Miracle is now almost grown up and quite tame. Heath walks her on a leash and often takes her to local cricket games in a cat carrier.

Photo: Julian Simmonds/The Telegraph

The bra for your butt

Brett Singer — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:00:00 GMT

Remember the manzier aka "The Bro" from Seinfeld? That was a joke. But the Brum, a bra for the female heiny, is real.

Yahoo! Shine covers (no pun intended) this latest trend in undergarments. As Jennifer Romolini puts it, "Butt is the new boobs. In fact, the hottest look in lingerie is actually something let's call butt cleavage and the best way to show off your butt cleavage is with a Brum."

BlackBook magazine offers further insight: "Anal cleavage has gained popularity this century with the rise of low-cut jeans (or should I say descent), the emergence of the whale tale, and most recently, posterior-revealing lingerie."

One of the two times I've been lucky enough to fly first class (frequent flier miles people – save them) I shared the flight with Victoria's Secret uber-model Adriana Lima. When we arrived in New York, Lima stood up and pulled her jeans down so that they revealed a little bit of what, on a fat guy, would be called Plumber Butt. On her, it was, well, something else. As far as I can recall she wasn't wearing ass-enhancing undies, but this was a few years ago so who knows. (And before someone says, "why were you looking at her butt?" it was first class, it was a small cabin, and she looked at me first! OK, no she didn't.) The point of the story is that there are indeed women who like to show off a little of what they've got going on back there (especially in New York, I guess), but is there a need for a specific piece of clothing to help them do it? I always thought that the thong was the preferred garment for showing your nether-cheeks. In fact, the Brum seems to cover more rear acreage than the traditional thong, although that could be in order to push out certain areas.

One commenter on Shine says that this is no different from the Miracle Bra, but to my male eyes it seems a little different. This also isn't the first product to act as a tush-pusher; Shine also covered Booty Pop panties, which are designed to make your booty POP(!).

So. IS this any different from a Miracle Bra? And would you wear a Brum?

image: BlackBook via Shine

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Padded Bras for Eight-Year-Olds

Kelly Mills — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:31:00 GMT

You remember Tesco: The people who brought you the pole dancing kit for kids (later pulled following protestations from many groups,) and the onesies for babies who need to be anxious about their weight. Now Tesco is getting flack for a new item: Padded bras for kids. The plunge cup bra is being sold next to undershirts for seven- and eight-year olds, and when they say "pre-teen" they apparently mean "pre-pre-teen". After all, bras for kids that young would have to be padded because the majority of those children don't even have boobs yet. Teachers and kids' rights groups are criticizing the bra, saying it's inappropriate and adds to the pressure girls have to be sexually alluring, even in childhood. Ya think?

And how does Tesco defend the controversial bra? A spokesperson says it's actually designed for "girls at that self-conscious age when they are just developing. It is designed to cover up, not flatter... It is described as a padded bra for trade description reasons." I'm guessing they mean the bra is supposed to keep budding girl breasts from showing--this is the best design they could come up with for that? Gawd, how depressing is it that we even have to discuss this. My favorite quote though is from the fashion guy who oposes the bra, and says, "The bra is modelled on a plunge style--it has a very low bridge connecting the cups. It means the shape and position is lower to expose the breast tissue." Expose the breast tissue? Uh huh. Remind me to throw all my demi-cup bras away immediately.