I
should've known I was in for it when I misread the e-mail to get a
personalized video greeting from Santa as a "personalized video
greeting from Satan." (As Mir from Droolicious said, ""Ho ho ho... why hello, BEELZEBUB! I remember you from last year... you
live in THE BOWELS OF HELL, home of ETERNAL DAMNATION, and you turned
FIFTY THOUSAND this year....") But in truth, the video greeting was more terrifying than anything Lucifer could have created.
You've
heard of these? Using the magic of computer generated voices and video
editing, you can get a video message for your child where Santa uses
their name and certain key details to make the whole thing real
special. Oh god, after the jump you'll see how special it can be.
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