I
know this isn't exactly breaking news, but imagine my surprise when I
emerged from the world's worst flu-coma to discover Brit's li'l sis was
pregnant. My word! Spend three days praying for death and hugging the
toilet and all of the sudden, the world goes to hell in a handbasket.
Of course CNN was so on the ball,
getting readers to weigh in on what exactly we should tell the children
about Jamie Lynn's state. Hey, don't they have special places for unwed
girls to go where nobody has to know about their 'condition' and the
family honor can remain mostly intact, with the awful truth only
whispered about over bridge games and at the church social?
Well, John Scalzi knows what he will say, and I second that emotion. And here's a few suggestions as to how to break the news to the innocent little ones.
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