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  • 14 Lies Parents Need to Stop Telling Their Kids (Part 1)

    #3 “Go to back to bed or Mommy will call the police.” 

     

     

     

    #7 The Tooth Fairy: A lady with a penchant for breaking and entering and a jonesin’ for your teeth. Why is this a good idea?

     

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  • Is the Tooth Fairy Overpaying Your Kids?

    We may be careening toward a recession but apparently the Tooth Fairy is still flush with cash. According to this story, plenty of parents are unsure exactly how much to give their children when they lose a tooth, partly because the market rate on recently departed choppers varies greatly.

    Some kids expect a couple of quarters. Others think $2 is about right. And then there are the people who live in L.A., where apparently it's not uncommon to earn $20 a tooth. 20 bucks?! When I was growing up, my parents wouldn't have paid that if I had gingerly placed my left kidney under my pillow.

    A father interviewed in the aforementioned story, which appeared on CNN.com, stressed the importance of what the reporter calls "pre-emptive negotiation." In other words, parents should agree beforehand on how much they'll ante up. But that term almost implies that you have to make sure the kid is cool with it, too. To which I say: Really? Is that what we've come to? We have to call a meeting with our 6-year-old to hammer out the deals of his teeth reimbursement plan?  

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  • Forget the Tooth Fairy: Baby Teeth Save Lives!

    baby teethWhen I was a kid, I got a quarter for each tooth stashed carefully under my pillow as an offering to the tooth fairy. I always suspected I was getting ripped off since my friends were getting dollars. As a result, I had a little heart-to-heart with the tooth fairy and my kids seem to receive a variety of things, anything from a beautiful (er, "magic") stone to a postcard to fairy dust to a book to a pencil that said "Colorado" (the night the tooth fairy had to hit up a hotel gift shop).

    But scientists are now saying parents should have their kids' baby teeth pulled by a dentist when they are loose rather than waiting for them to fall out. Because it could later save your kid's life.

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  • Kids Collect Art. Don’t Yours?

    This Wall Street Journal article about children who collect art gets on my nerves. I’ve got nothing against art, nothing against collecting and nothing against kids. But I hate how a gallery owner gushes about a young girl’s “great eye” after the nine-year-old handed over more than $5,000 for a porcelain basket covered with tiny platinum elephants. Basket? Elephants? Sounds like something four out of five nine-year-old girls might pick out if given such a substantial knick-knack budget. The rest of the girl’s 40-piece collection – which the young collector says focuses on animals, “happy colors” such as pink and yellow, and includes a Warhol panda – is equally as unsurprising if you ignore the cost, value and artist’s signatures.

    Parents of these young collectors are nonetheless impressed.

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  • Do You Lie to Your Children? (Santa, The Tooth Fairy etc.)

    santa graveOkay, maybe asking if you lie to your kids makes it seem a little harsh, but isn't that how it feels when you are telling them about The Tooth Fairy? I felt like such a jerk talking to my two year old twins about Santa Claus this December. In a way I know that I wouldn't have wanted to miss out on believing in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, but at the same time once you realize that your parents have lied to you about one thing, what is to stop you from questioning everything they say.

    Or is that a good thing?

    Why am I worried about that right now? I was over reading Cynical Dad, and Chag wanted to know if we tell our children the truth about Santa and the others? Or just wait until some jerk schoolmate crushes their souls one day? I don't know the right answer. I didn't even know how to answer him in the comments. Maybe I'll just tell my kids from the get go and let them be the jackasses on the bus that ruin it for everybody else.

    What do you guys do? 



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