I don't know why this kid is getting all excited. At least he won something. Some people go their entire lives without winning anything. Anything at all. ever. Right about now, I bet some people would be happy to win the "Most Likely Not to Have Children Award." I'm just saying.
But sixth-grader Matt Porter and his parents aren't all that happy about it. Matt's teachers surprised him at a school function with the no-children award and the "Sir Clowns a Lot" honors, and now the family is demanding an apology.
"They (were) putting us down and everything," he said. "That is not what their job is for, to put kids down. They are supposed to teach us."
I would have just accepted the things and said something along the lines of "You like me. You really, really like me." But maybe that's just me.