I'm pretty sure this is why I'm not a celebrity. Okay, one reason of many. Talent, perhaps. But I digress. Here's an article
discussing the remote possibility that Nicole Kidman may be pregnant,
comparing this time to all the previous times the media thought she
might be pregnant.
Maybe she ate a sandwich that day, who knows?
But
that much attention focused on my midsection would certainly be grounds
for anorexic nirvana. I don't know how celebrities do it, funnelling
out all the tripe that is written about them. Eat a little that week, or
whip out a boob for your kid, and suddenly you're front page tabloid news.
And yes, the irony that I am here writing about the
debate as to whether skinny Nicole relaxed her stomach muscles for the
split second that the camera went off, is 3 months pregnant and waiting for the "right" moment
to announce it to the highest bidder, or just happened to eat that day, is not lost
on me.
[photo: Tresceleb.com]
