Strollerderby

Browse by Tags

(RSS)
  • Samuel Jackson's Daughter Curses Like a Mofo!

    As has been well-documented, I tend to curse like a sailor.  I've always thought there was a certain poetry in being able to swear properly.  Sure, anyone can say curse words but it takes a true artisan to swear properly.  It involves a fine understanding of syntax, structure, and iambic pentameter.  The difference between cursing and swearing as an art form is like the difference between Yoda and Yeats.

    However, I try very hard not to curse in front of my 2.5 year old daughter. On the one hand, I don't think it's appropriate. And on the other hand, I'd be completely mortified if she used any curse words in public.

    Apparently, Samuel Jackson doesn't feel the same way.  The "Pulp Fiction" star (who will always be immortalized by lines like " Hey, sewer rat may taste like fucking pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker!") recently revealed in an article that he freely cursed in front of his daughter when she was just three-years old. 

    According to Jackson, "I never edited my speech with my daughter and I talked to her like I talked to my friends, but she could not answer me back the same way. I recall hearing when she was three talking to her friends and saying 'Fuck you.' She understood the context of different words. We took her to a wedding once and I was asking her about some food and she replied, 'What is that shit?'

    I have to admit. If I heard a three-year old at a wedding say that, I'd probably be laughing for days!  I guess it's funny when it's not YOUR kid. 
     


    Posted May 11 2007, 07:00 PM by MetroDad with | with 1 comment(s)
    Filed under: ,
  • What Happens When You Ask a Three-Year-Old About Monsters

    Today's punkiness brought to you by MetaCafe. You go, (little) girl.

     


    What Happens When You Ask A Little Girl About Monsters
  • Potty Mouth Kids Have Higher IQs

    A recent study found that children who use swear words to communicate their feelings actually have higher IQs than kids who refrain.  "Kids who swear are highly expressive, more assertive, and extremely capable of defending themselves against bullies," declares study author Dr. Lucinda Streets. "Sometimes a good old f-bomb does more to tell the story of being five, than all those Dr. Seuss books put together," adds Dr. Streets.

    Parents spend a lot of time worrying about swearing in front of their children.  Maybe all that energy could be better spent applying for preschools and signing the kids up for cello lessons.  Besides, parents are always lectured about "speaking their kid's language." 

    Isn't it high time they start speaking ours? Damn! 



in

GROUP BLOGS

  • Strollerderby

    The smartest, funniest, most exhaustive parenting blog in the blogosphere.
  • Droolicious

    Modern design for modern parents.
  • FameCrawler

    Your daily baby celebrity fix.
back to blog homepage