Children are born with the innate ability to fake crying as a ploy to get what they want. As natural students of Strasberg these purveyors of crocodile tears use The Method in their quest for things like theatrical truth and a later bedtime. Women, in their own right, have been proven in two separately funded studies to be exceptional counterfeiters of the climax (See: Seinfeld “The Mango”, 1992 & When Harry Met Sally, 1989). A man’s ability to “fake it” though is limited to one act that a majority of men will never get to use and all hope to never have to and that is his own death. (See: Elvis Presley, Tupac Shakur, and Ken Kesey)
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