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  • Baby Fashion Climbs Upscale

    fashionFashion designers have been tapping a new market: infant clothing. Labels like D&G, Diesel, Ella Moss, and Moschino are putting out teeny little ensembles for the tiniest fashion plates. Okay, so don't forget to throw at least three pairs of True Religion jeans in the bag, because you know your baby goes through more outfits than Lindsay Lohan at an awards show.

    Know what the problem is with infant couture? The fashion shows are hecka boring. It takes like four hours for the first model to get down the runway, what with the weak crawling skills and the constant scrambling after Binkies and what-have-you. Plus you can hardly see a thing with Suri and Shiloh hogging the front row. I heard a couple of the baby models are on nursing strikes too, something about fear of chubby cheeks. And if I have to listen to that techno version of "Old MacDonald" one more friggin' time, I swear I'll lose my ever-lovin' mind. Though I did just about die for the McQueen designs, with the plaid bibs decorated with sequin spit-up.


  • Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's Very First Legal Battle

    shiloh jolie-pittIt's bound to happen sooner or later: a celebri-baby's very first lawsuit.  Awww.  I wonder if Red Envelope sells an engraveable gift for this special occassion.  What's all the fuss about? Seems Mama Angelina Jolie isn't too pleased that a French perfumer wants to release a scent called "Shiloh."

    The mother-daughter pair have filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to block Hors Lá Monde Corp., a jewelry-design and fragrance company owned by Symine Salimpour, from naming its latest perfume Shiloh. Hors Lá Monde applied for the trademark last June.

    I'm sorry, but what the eff? Since when are names patentable?  And I ask this question knowing absolutely nothing about patent law. I mean, shoot. I would be thrilled if someone created a perfume called "Stefania" as long as it didn't contain musk and spice notes with patchouli-vanilla undertones. What does Shiloh smell like? Humiliation and adultery?

    The perfume designer claims that the fragrance has been in the works for two years and that the name (as hard as it must be for Brad and Ange to believe) is completely unrelated to the Jolie-Pitt "love child." The designer, who is Israeli, claims the name Shiloh (Hebrew for "his gift") has special significance for her.

    Hey all you Charlie's, Anais's, and Enjoli's out there (you know there is one): follow this case closely. You could have some money coming your way.
     



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