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  • Eat What You Like, Pay What You Can

    Food drives, coupon donations, soup kitchens, food pantries...these are all great ways to get involved helping distribute food to those in your community who are hungry.  But now there's a way to help that gives you an opportunity to sit down and enjoy a meal of your own.  It's a new concept initiated by So All May Eat, or "SAME," an anti-hunger organization which has opened a cafe in Denver.

    The way it works is

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  • Who's Watching the Kids at Chuck E. Cheese?

    When a Texas area TV station took its cameras on an undercover operation into the Chuck E. Cheese's restaurants in the San Antonio area, they were trying to catch the "kid checkers" breaking bad. I hope they took their earplugs. 

    Chuck E. Cheese's is heaven for little kids. And like any good (albeit lapsed) Catholic, I firmly believe in heaven's eternal opposite. Yes, Chuck E. Cheese's is hell on Earth for parents. The rat himself is Satan, come to burn our tongues with oily cheese pizza and our ears with the searing sounds of shrieking children let loose on a play floor with a cup full of coins.

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  • Save Money: Kids Eat Free at Restaurants . . . Well, Some of Them

    Apparently, I live in the land of cheapskate restaurateurs. The only place my kid has ever eaten free of charge is the pancake breakfast at the volunteer fire department up the street. Yes, I love my town's bravest.Trying to raise money and still giving back to the community. But I digress. Back to these people who are feeding kids for free.

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  • Restaurant Wars: What's OK Kid Behavior?

    We don’t take the kids out to dinner a lot because, well, they are typical little kids and  while they behave pretty well, they make noise and wiggle and try to stare at people over the backs of booths and so on. We try to reinforce proper behavior, but repeating "Sit down. Now. Don’t lie down on the booth. Indoor voices please," 900 times in an hourlong restaurant visit makes it not very much fun for my husband and I either. And we've all gotten The Look when we walk into a restaurant with small children, from servers or other patrons, that says "oh no, not a little kid" before they have so much as a chance to spill something.

    Worse, we sometimes feel like the only parents who do enforce restaurant manners. My huge pet peeve is 

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  • Joe Francis Will Make "MILFs Gone Wild" Film

    don't tell me that's not hotJoe Francis, creator of the frat house staple, the "Girls Gone Wild" video series, announced he's gonna make a new video. This time, the subject isn't coeds on spring break, but instead, hot moms breastfeeding their babies. Hmm, why the new subject matter? Francis says, "The sexy mom is every guy's fantasy." Okaaay, but could it have anything to do with the fact that Francis was convicted last month of filming underage girls, and banned from shooting in the Florida spring break locales of choice?

    Some in the media have already expressed outrage that Francis would use footage of mothers...

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  • Diet Coke With A Twist - Of E-Coli

    Ever consider those ubiquitous lemon wedges perched on the rim of the water, soda and alcoholic beverages you order in restaurants?

    Me neither, until I heard about this study by microbiologist Anne Lagrange Loving.

     

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  • Tall Kids Can't Eat As Kids, But I Have Your Revenge Strategy Right Here

    sushiWe all know the all-you-can-eat buffet is essentially a no-holds-barred contest between restaurant owners and patrons. As a customer, it is your job to try and get more than your money's worth from the buffet by eating so much that you have to be wheeled out on a guerney, weakly pumping your fist in the air in honor of your victory. Restaurants often try and counter this by slowly refilling the platters in the hopes that you will get full, or giving you wee little plates to pile with food, or serving nasty-ass stuff, or just giving you dirty looks as you make your fifth round with your napkin tucked into your shirt and slightly askew. I know I've hit an all-you-can-eat sushi place so gladiator that I believe they tried to charge me the polar bear entry fee the next time I went. 

    One restaurant went below the belt in their mission. They...

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  • The Worst Kids Meal Packs 1,200 Calories in a Bowl

    Remember when the Center for Science in the Public Interest came out with a devastating report on movie theater popcorn? How it was loaded with calories and fat in numbers so high we could hardly imagine it?

    We kept on eating it, sure, but it was also a nice tap on the shoulder that we even if we read labels in the store, we’re kind of flapping in the wind when it comes to eating outside our homes.

    Then some 10 years later, we get people who want to pass laws forcing that kind of information to be available in restaurants too! But we cry out! “Idiots,” we say, “fast food is fattening! Get over it!” And then we try to order salads and stuff. Make good choices. Attempt to be a little healthier without new laws or the help of anyone.

    That’s why I love stories like this, ...

     

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  • On the Road? Kids Can Still Eat Free

    friesAlthough kids' menus in most chain restaurants continue to leave a whole lot to be desired, if chicken strips are going to be in the cards for your kid anyway, and you're on a road trip and have no idea "what's good" and it's 7 pm any way and you smell imminent meltdown, you might as well check into the places that still give away free kids' meals. There are always caveats to this, however: for instance it's wise to know just what constitutes a "kid" (sometimes up to 12; often 10; in one place only 3 and under!). Plus, an adult meal typically has to be purchased to accompany the freebie, so if you're a breatharian you may be out of luck. I've always thought that ordering a drink should count as a meal, especially if it comes with a little paper umbrella, but maybe that's just me. Drink my dinner when I'm out traveling with the family? Why not ease the pain somehow if you can?

    Again, the list on Motley Fool isn't stellar or gourmet by any stretch of the imagination, but if you're on the road with the family and need to refuel and maybe save a couple of bucks at the same time, check into these chain restaurants:  Roadhouse Grill, Lonestar Steakhouse, Ceci's Pizza, and some others, one of which rhymes with "Lenny's" but I can't quite make myself utter it here.


  • Ordering From the Kid's Menu: Yes or No?

    I have a love-hate relationship with children's menus at restaurants. On the one hand, my kids eat small amounts and could never manage even half of the giant portions of an adult entree, and the smaller portions offered on the kids' menu mean less waste of both food and money. On the other hand, there is no earthly reason why a bean burrito should come with French fries, especially since French fries aren't even on the adult menu.

    I'm not the only one who's noticed. This article notes some of the offerings on major chain restaurant children's menus, and it is kind of depressing. Chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, hot dogs, fried this and fried that. I've been lucky enough to find some restaurants with better options—the California-based Pasta Pomodoro has simple, but tasty pasta and meat options that complement the grownup fare nicely, and despite the totally confusing fries-with-everything policy, Chevy's kids' fare is a big hit with my girls. There's always the option to simply order side dishes and bread anywhere you go. A perfectly fine meal can be made of rice and vegetables with part of Mama's over-sized steak or Daddy's giant American-sized fish fillet. But I admit, I tend to save the side-order meals for places that really don't have a separate children's menu and otherwise just try to guide my children toward the best options on their little cartoon coloring sheet.

    At home, I cook what I want to cook, and the kids are expected to eat at least a small serving of everything. But at restaurants we each order what we please, and while I would love them to voluntarily ask for a plate of steamed vegetables, I also want them to feel the enjoyment of getting to order whatever sounds delicious to them. We model good habits both at home and when we dine out, but feel that part of the dining-out experience is the freedom to choose.

    How do you navigate this particular pitfall of dining out with kids?  

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  • Applebees Dumps Trans Fats at US Locations

    I don't know if this qualifies as good news, but it's not terrible news: Applebee's has stopped the use of trans fats at all of their US restaurant locations. The chain, which bills itself as a family-oriented neighborhood destination, is the latest in a growing line of food service businesses to eschew trans fat products in favor of somewhat healthier alternatives.

    It isn't supposed to be cool to patronize chain restaurants like this, but I'm more of a food democrat than a food snob, and growing up in a sea of strip malls left me with a soft spot for Applebee's and its kind. Next time we visit Grammy in Phoenix, it won't be so hard to choose between Applebee's and Chili's, at least until Chili's catches up with the curve. Meanwhile, we'll be eating a little good-er in the neighborhood. Er.


  • Fancy Restaurant to Mom: This is No Place for Kids

    A family in Bend, Oregon was refused service at a local restaurant because they brought a baby along. The servers at upscale restaurant Baltazar told Yvette Nishikawa they didn't have a high chair for her baby because they didn't  'specialize in children.'  After leaving the restaurant, Ms. Nishikawa called the owner who reiterated that he didn't want to encourage patrons to bring their kids to dine.

    Then, she blogged about it.  And the furor took off from there. Angry posts went up encouraging families with kids to boycott Baltazar's, and pretty soon the other side started weighing in.

    In my view, there are times and places for children. A fancy restaurant and a spa are two occasions when the presence of children is disruptive and inappropriate. There are plenty of kid-friendly dining experiences you can have with your kids in nearly every city.  Why do you need to go to a white-table cloth establishment in order to enjoy a family night out? And truly, is anything more annoying than having a nice mommy break at a spa overrun by misbehaving kids who scream and carry-on?


  • New in Family-Friendly Dining News: Girls Gone Wild, The Restaurant!

    Finally.   It's here!  A family-friendly, inviting and sure to be delicious new chain of eating establishments that has something for everyone.  Everyone who likes their buffalo wings served a side of boobs, that is.

    Joe Francis, creator of the popular Girls Gone Wild video empire, is launching a chain of GGW restaurants, the first two of which are expected to open mid-summer in Cabo San Lucas and Cancun, Mexico.  (Also in the works: GGW clothing and swimwear lines.  Ugh.)  Sources say Francis insists that there will be no stripping or filming in the restaurants, where he hopes women will feel "sexy, exciting and edgy."

    At this point in my life, going out to dinner is pretty much my only source of entertainment, save for the occasional night at the movies or at a show.  And seventy-five percent of my eating out is done with my two young daughters, so I am beyond thrilled that GGW: The Restaurant will be opening its doors soon (outside of Mexico, Francis projects that more restaurants will be welcomed with open arms in other resort and/or college towns around the U.S.).  Because burgers and beers are so much more "edgy" and "exciting" when the waitress who brings them to the table is shaking her boobs in mommy's face like it's the first night of spring break in Key West, 2007!!  Yeah!!!  WOOOOOO!!!!

    Every, single parent I know laments the lack of child-friendly restaurants in their area.  But not anymore.  Thanks, Joe Francis.  We owe you one.

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