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  • Those Little White Lies Start Early

    pinocchioWhen did you tell your first white lie? If you're like most kids, early on you learned the art of "social flattery", otherwise known as lying.

    Oh, it's not always the kids' fault. We tell them to do it. "Shh!" we whisper furtively to our preschoolers, "You shouldn't call the lady fat!" And researchers say that white lies grease the wheels of social interaction. Um, yeah. And we pretty much all do it, at least if we don't want to be ostracized. And it all starts at about the time we

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  • Picky Eaters Unite!

     Lucky me, I don’t have a picky eater.

    Yet.

    It seems like most kids go through phases when they will only eat white food, or flat food, or exclusively French fries (my nephew would willingly eat little else ages 1-2).

    It's clearly not hereditary since I don't know how my parents managed to feed me as a kid – I hate tomato sauce, anything with gravy or white sauce, mushrooms, cooked carrots in any form, and mashed potatoes. And I am less picky now than I was as a child.

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  • Could Your Child Be Forced to Have a Flu Shot?

    When it comes to vaccines, I just follow the pediatrician’s schedule, signing the consent form and administering two rounds of Tylenol afterwards.

    But I have never gone out of my way for flu shots. Probably because I have to make the effort, since flu season and our well-kid check-ups never really align.

    Parents with preschoolers in New Jersey may soon be forced ...

     

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  • Coin-Eating Kids: Something Must Change

    kid x-ray coinMy younger daughter is really oral. Still. And at five, she was really oral. Even though she spent three and a half years with a nipple in her mouth (mine). Some kids are just oral like that, mouthing things, carrying things in their mouths, all that. So it was no surprise when one day she had a nickel in her mouth for awhile, just sitting there calmly, and then all of a sudden no one could find it anywhere, so the only possible explanation was that it had been swallowed. So we waited patiently but it was never recovered.

    But lots of kids require surgery or other emergency procedures from swallowing coins or other little appealing objects.

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  • Non-Drug Alternatives for ADHD Preschoolers

    adhd kidAs far as I'm concerned, practically every kid under the age of six exhibits some traits commonly associated with ADD and ADHD. You know what I'm talking about: the inattention, the constant activity, the selective hearing. But when is a kid being a kid, albeit an annoying one, and when is there a deeper issue?

     


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  • Kids Know McDonald's is Just Better

    McDonald's logoAll the healthy eating in the world apparently can't undo the power of branding, even to a preschooler. A new study of 3- and 5-year olds showed that kids overwhelmingly preferred the food in the McDonald's wrapper to its identical twin in the generic wrapper. I think I'm going to be sick now.

    "This study demonstrates simply and elegantly that advertising literally brainwashes young children into a baseless preference for certain food products ... Children, it seems, literally do judge a food by its cover. And they prefer the cover they know."

     

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  • Getting Through Summer With Your Preschooler

    First, you drop them off at Grandma's on your way to Mexico...oh, maybe not. I'm a third of the way through summer with my preschoolers and I'm pretty sure the only thing that's keeping them alive is how impossibly cute they are. It's certainly not my patience and skills or their exemplary behavior that's allowing us all to survive.

    Canadian nonprofit organization Invest In Kids has, for your consideration, a little guide called "Comfort, Play & Teach", downloadable as a PDF and brimming with all kinds of useful information to help ensure your child will live to see September. Activities for just about every area of interest, from quiet to full-on-party, from things your kids can do at the coffee table while you're checking your email to things the whole family can pile into the Prius and head out to experience. And because Canada rules, the guide is free.
     


  • Breaking Story: 4-Year Old Calls 911 Nearly 300 Times

    A preschooler in suburban Chicago may be just a tad over-prepared for alerting authorities to an emergency. Especially when that emergency involves a Happy Meal.

    Police finally tracked down a four-year old in Carpentersville, Illinois who was repeatedly dialing up 911 on a deactivated cell phone. Because dead cell phones must still be able to connect through to the emergency number, the girl was able to reach dispatchers 287 times last month.  When authorities could only pinpoint the caller to the building and not the apartment where she was living, they hatched a brilliant plan to lure the girl into revealing her address: They asked her what she wanted (score one for the IL-Po!).

    And then, like every sensible four-year old I know, she answered "McDonalds." So police offered to deliver it to her. She gave up her address, and like a classic Law & Order sting, they arrived at her door, informed her mother of the incessant calling who then took the cell phone away. The real sting is that they didn't bother to bring the small fry a small fry when they busted her.  But you just know the real ending to this story was when one officer turned to the other as they headed back to the car and said, "Dude, an apple pie does sound kinda tasty, doesn't it?"


  • Surprise! Soda-Drinking Kids Are Fatter

    root beer retroYep, I know this is going to come s a surprise to you, but guess what? That's right, preschoolers who drink sugary drinks like sodas and fruit drinks (as opposed to 100% juice, which seems okay) are fatter than kids who don't. Earth-shattering! I know! Yet another Canadian study looked at kids ages 2.5, 3.5, and 4.5 and found that the kids who consumed 4-6 sugary drinks per week were more than twice as likely to be overweight by age 4.5.

    What I want to know is, how do you get a two-year-old to even drink sodas? The crappy fruit drinks I can understand, but my kids won't touch anything with bubbles in it (so all the champagne is for me, sorry kids). I guess they don't like the feeling on their tongues. And it's not an issue because I don't keep it in the house anyway, but I know tons of kids do drink it. Which is a bummer. 'Cause now they're fatter than they need to be.


  • Preschoolers Make Us More Depressed About Getting Old

    agingThe bluntness of preschoolers should never be underestimated. My child, for example, has pointed out in various public forums that my butt jiggles, I smell gross after I exercise (prompted by a jiggly-butt panic) and that I have really big dark circles under my eyes. Thanks, punkin'! Anyway, I'm glad I never asked her about aging, because I've already spent enough time rubbing eye cream on my crow's feet to have to get a whole new complex about what's around the corner. BoingBoing found these kids shared freely about what happens when you get old, and man, is it brutal.

    My favorites:

    "You get older, your shrink and your body is scribbly." Crap, I forgot about the shrinking. I already have evidence of the scribbly.

    "They get smushy skin." Great. Now I'm equating aging with those films where they speed up the decay of an orange and it goes from this plump orb to the smushy blob of fertilizer.

    "First they start smooth and when they are going to die they get pruney. They are old." Just so you know, wrinkles and death are the big themes. Lots of death. Which starts to sound like sweet relief after you read the other descriptions of aging.

    "Heaven is a place where all animals go. People's heaven is under ground." Like people's heaven is hell? Somebody call PETA, because I believe you have a new recruit.

    Oh and favorite accompanying art is by Ashley, who says, "My grandfather has white hair and scribble scrabble on his hands" but the mournful figure in the picture seems to say, "Help me..."


  • Dad Leaves Preschooler in Infant Drop Box in Japan

    Raising a preschooler isn't easy, I'll give him that; the whining, the demands, the "testing" of the "boundries."  The 3-5 set can be a major pain in the ass, and I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about taking mine to the fire station drop box once or twice.  Of course, I'd never in a million years actually do it - but that doesn't mean I don't know what it's like to want to, sometimes.

    You know what I'm talking about. 

    But, thanks to good friends, family, and luxuries like a home and health insurance, I will never have to go as far as the unnamed dad in Japan who reached his preschooler-malarkey threshold yesterday, and deposited his 3-year-old son in a drop box in Kumamoto.  The drop box, known as "Stork's Cradle," was meant to discourage abortions and abandonment of babies in unsafe public places, and was installed after a high-profile wave of abandonments in public parks and shopping areas.  The boy was left in the box on its first day in operation.

    So far, police have been able to establish the boy's name, which is being kept private, and that the boy rode the bullet train with his father to Kumamoto.  They have publicly urged the mother and father to come forward, while condemning the parents for their "unforgivable" act.

    I wonder what kind of desperate circumstances would lead a parent to such an act; poverty, disease, mental illness, homelessness...?  The list could go on and on.  The unnamed father undoubtedly faces a lifetime of despair for such an act - and a lifetime in jail if his identity is discovered.  If anything good can come out of such a sad event, I hope it's that this little boy finds a new home with a family who appreciates him - and that he is young enough to forget this ever happened to him.


  • What Happens When You Ask a Three-Year-Old About Monsters

    Today's punkiness brought to you by MetaCafe. You go, (little) girl.

     


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  • Namecalling And Other Preschool Delights

    The day I called the guy who cut me off on the freeway a name and my older child, who was two-ish at the time said "Mama, why you call dat man a juicebox?" was the day I realized I better reign in my pottymouth. But I'm kind of a procrastinator and never got around to it, and now come September I'm going to be the trashiest mom in kindergarten.

    Aside from my little profanity problem, my husband and I both have a penchant for namecalling. The tone is generally affectionate, but the words themselves can be loaded. And that, interestingly enough, is what the kids have picked up on. A stray f-bomb gets no reaction at all, but call your spouse a dork just one time, even as a joke, and the next thing you know the kids are screaming "dork" at one another as they fight over Polly Pockets. And it's hard as hell (uh, heck) to break yourself of the habit of lovingly calling your toddler a "goof" or your mom "weirdo", but even harder to explain the difference between that and real, hurtful namecalling to little kids.

    iBeth blogged about preschool insults recently, and her daughter came up with a few great ones (I'm partial to "cuckoohead"). But her daughter's list was short, and it kind of reinforced my suspicions that I'm going about this talking out loud thing all wrong. I am pretty sure that if you asked my kids to list all the mean names and words they know, they'd curl your hair. And that would be before they even got around to the really bad stuff. I really gotta clean it up around here.

    Meanwhile, "juicebox" is a pretty satisfying name to call someone whose driving you feel deserves commentary.  


  • MAYDAY: May Day

    May PoleHey, did you know May 1st is May Day? Me neither.

    Many years ago, May 1st or May Day was a magical time to welcome spring.  On the night before May Day, children danced in the moonlit woods.

    Who knew? So now that we know what it is it seems like a good excuse to do something fun with your kids. 

    You and your child can make a crown of daisies. You could make a May Pole, a May Day Basket or a Spring Flower Mobile. You could also choose from anything on this list of May Day crafts.

    I hope I helped you with some ideas to keep the little ones busy. I know I helped myself, maybe now when I see May Day I won't automatically picture Grace Jones in A View to A Kill


  • Toddler Learns "C" Stands for Cocaine

    I'm all for show and tell. Boring vacation photos. Favorite stuffed animals. A Pet Rock. Mommy's bottle of "medicine." These are among the myriad baubles and bric-a-brac that make up a tot's show-and-tell portfolio. But cocaine? That's a new one.

    A 2-year-old Waco, Texas, preschooler offered up a powder-filled baggie to her teacher, who must have spent a fair amount of time at Studio 54 in her day because she called the cops. The fuzz tested the powder and determined it was prime Colombian.

    The cops are trying to determine how the girl found the baggie. Did she bring it from home? Did she find it at school? Did she cut it herself or did she simply play the part of the mule?

    I just wish I was there when they questioned the teacher, who I imagined wiping her brow and wringing her hands. "How did I know it was Coke? Just a hunch (sniff). Just a hunch (sniff sniff)."


  • Think That Container is Child-Proof? Ask Your Preschooler

    poison symbol Mr. YukIn a very non-scientific yet scary demonstration, Kristin Sherk's preschool class recently took a test.  The four- and five-year olds were presented with a pill bottle, a can of paint thinner, and a bottle of window washer fluid, all sporting those pesky child-proof caps.  There were no instructions given.  Most of the kids had them open within seconds.

    This is National Poison Prevention Week in the U.S.  Over one million U.S. kids under six swallow or come into contact with a poisonous substance each year.  Don't let your child become one of them.  You know what to do:  lock your stuff up.  Although my seven and eleven year olds know not to be quaffing bleach (I'm pretty sure anyway), I've got a curious and headstrong toddler who loves to unload the contents of our cabinets, and one day he might eye that Mrs.Meyer's Clean Day Countertop Spray and decide it might be yummy.  Enough said.   Here's a site with more information plus what to do if you do have a poison emergency.


  • Delaying Kindergarten? New Study Says Maybe You Shouldn't

    We have been gnashing our teeth over the issue of whether or not to send our extremely bright, extremely shy 4 year-old daughter to kindergarten next year.  Is she ready academically?  There is no question that she is.  But is she ready socially?  That's where the doubt creeps in.  Hazel is still reticent to join group activities, quiet when called on, and unsure of herself in situations in which no one is familiar to her.  Would the academic activities of kindergarten help her, by giving her something to focus on, or would the new social setting be so overwhelming to her, that the school work is hard to concentrate on?  

    Like 9% of American parents, we are considering delaying our daughter's entry into the world of formal education, despite the fact that she makes the age cutoff for kindergarten (September 1).  But there is no clear evidence that being held back is advantageous to kids in any way.   In fact, the U.S. Department of Education recently revealed a new study, in which the kids who were held back from kindergarten are equal in terms of reading and math skills, as their friends who started kindergarten "on time." The study also showed that kids who are held back tend to have more "behavioral issues," and are almost twice as likely to need special-education services.

    Shit.  So, now what?  Do we send our kids to kindergarten, and hope for the best?  Do we keep them in preschool an extra year, and hope for the best?  This is so hard.

     



  • Princess Phase: Five Books to Indulge Your Child's Inner "Fancy"

    pinkaliciousI don't like princesses anymore," declared "Bunny," my four-year-old. "I like horses. I want to give all my dress-ups to Hazel."

    "Thank effing god," was my first thought.

    Not so fast. Bunny's tulle and satin adorned, butterfly-winged little sister "Wallie" snapped to attention and let out a wail of disapproval. "I like pwincesses," Wallie protested, so we agreed that as long as one member of our family still loves being "royal," we wouldn't give away our overflowing bin of dress-up gear away to friends just yet.

    Parents of little princesses: I have two girly-girls and I feel your pain. The only way to get through it is to embrace it. If your kid's bedroom looks like a drag queen's closet, here are some books you might enjoy reading with your the Little Fabulous One.

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  • "My Reward Board": The Chore Chart That Lives on Your Computer

    my reward boardKids doing chores. Quite frankly it's the moment I've been waiting for as a parent. I carried my kids around for nine months, birthed them, nursed them, and changed thousands of their diapers. I've been peed on, spit upon, and snotted upon, and now it's time for them to start giving something back.

    My 2.5-year-old clears her dishes from the table (with help) and puts her dirty clothes in the hamper (with help). My 4.5-year-old does those things plus fetches the morning paper from the front porch, makes her bed, and helps to set the table.

    That's why this cute virtual chore board caught my eye. So far my kids do their chores because they enjoy helping, but there might come a time when need a little extrinsic help to be intrinsically motivated. The Reward Board not only helps to manage chores but helps kids with goal setting, calendar skills, and money sense all while teaching them to be more responsible.

    Now if I could only teach my kids to mix me a martini that'd be worth at least five stars.



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