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  • Upscale Hotels Cater to Kids So You Don't Have To

    breakers palm beach hotelNot long ago, I thought the height of hotel travel with kids was discovering that the place had a pool and free breakfast. With extra points if the breakfast contained something other than bread products and cold cereal. But no longer! Now upscale hotels are wooing families by providing way more than the simple babysitting of the past.

    For instance? At The Peninsula in New York, kids participating in the kids' programs there receive a personally-engraved silver Tiffany spoon. Too precious for you? (me too) They also offer trips (complete with personal shopper) to FAO Schwarz. How about gold panning and fly-fishing at a Paws Up, a Montana resort? Or bamboo-pole fishing, crabbing and lei-making in Hawaii's Kahala Hotel and Resort?

    Of course, not every kid is a candidate for organized activities. I think mine would rather jump on the beds and ride the elevators up and down all day, but isn't that much more fun at, say, The Breakers in Palm Beach than it is at an interstate-side Days Inn? I'll tell my kids to save their pennies.


  • Your Kid Needs a $30,000 Playhouse

    playhouseDoesn't your child have a custom-made playhouse yet?  No?  With a working kitchen complete with running water, a kid-sized bathroom, two floors, and a media room?  No??  You might be causing life-long scarring requiring years of therapy from this heinous oversight.  I ran across this article touting the elaborate custom playhouses (basic models only start at about $5K but you'll definitely want the $75K custom job)  made by La Petite Maison of Denver and nearly spit out my lobster-caviar pizza.  After all, I haven't yet traded in my BMW X5 for a home-away-from-home for my kids.  I am clearly mistreating them by not providing this necessity.  Instead, I force them to (gulp) keep their rooms clean and to play with their toys in the....basement.  Or even worse, to play outside.  Where there's you know, dirt and stuff.  And they have to use their, uh, imaginations.  And if they're lucky, maybe an empty cardboard box too.

    I am so going to hell. 



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