David
J. Pfahler is taking Scott Swimm to court because Pfahler says Swimm
was skiing recklessly when the two collided and Pfahler says he tore a
shoulder tendon. Now, Pfahler is 60 years old, and at the time
of the accident, Swimm was 7. Swimm's dad says it wasn't even a bad
crash, but that hasn't stopped Pfahler (say that 5 times fast) from suing to the tune of $75,000
for "physical therapy, vacation time, nursing and medical services
provided by Pfahler's wife, and other expenses." Nursing services from
his wife? Dude, why not also add the fact that she cooked and cleaned
and performed carnal acts when he couldn't use that arm so good as
professional chef-ing, housekeeping, and, um, escort services? Don't
hold back on that kid, for god's sake.
But why am I not surprised Pfahler would sue? Because...
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