Joel
Madden says when his and Nicole Richie's baby springs forth and is
immediately swaddled in a dry-clean-only Gucci scarf and outfitted with
giant sunglasses, Joel will quickly commemorate the occasion by getting the baby's name tattooed
over his heart. A name like Ryan, Lennon, Casey or Dylan, because Joel
"really
wants to use an Irish
name because of his
heritage." (To which I say: Noooo! Don't saddle our people with your
destined-for-tabloid-infamy spawn Joel! As if we don't have enough
cultural baggage to bear from Lord of the Dance and most House of Pain
songs!) Anyhow, the fact that Joel Madden is doing this made me ponder
the important question, is a child name tattoo touching or trashy?
Now, I naturally asked the other Derbyers what they thought,
but in the process I laid a clever trap...
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