
Oh,
sometimes Christmas comes early at the Derby. Just when I was pondering
the big questions of the day like, who will be our next president, and
how can we deal with global warming, I got the answer to one burning
issue that has been on my mind constantly since around October. In my
inbox was a bright shiny press release, with the subject line "What
J.Lo Will Wear To Deliver- confirmed" and the bold opening sentence
(emphasis theirs), "We have info on what Jennifer Lopez is wearing in the
delivery room when she delivers her twins." Oh, THANK GOD, I can finally sleep at night!
And
what will the star outfit herself in while she's cursing her husband
and throwing cups of ice chips at the nurses? Why...
Read More...