Ahem. A little while back, a school banned tag. You know that made me all crotchety. Now, an Illinois middle school has gone exceptionally stupid too and made a rule banning hugs.
Hey, how are we gonna do "Hugs not drugs" if we can't hold each other?
Okay, now I'm settling into my creaky old rocking chair with my shotgun
resting on my knee and winding up for this one. See, the principal
says, "students were forming 'hug lines' that made them late for
classes and crowded the hallways." Well, of course, the only logical
thing to do in that case is to prohibit hugging altogether. Because no
good ever came from a hug. Hugs are just sick.
The principal also asserts in a letter to parents that...
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