With the fourth edition of "What To Expect When You're Expecting" slated for release next month, Jezebel asked the question, what should women really, actually expect?
I'll totally take that one up, and perhaps some of you will too. First,
anything goes, and good luck trying to predict what will happen. You
might be exhausted for nine months, or you might run around like a
cracked-out chipmunk. You might all of the sudden need glasses; your
hair could fall out or it could get thicker; you might glow or you
might feel your life force sucked from your face. Oh, and it can change
for the same person from pregnancy to pregnancy. The only consistent
stories I've ever heard: Your belly will get big. (Duh.) Your hips will
spread. Your boobs get larger. You will at some point have to get that
baby out of there.
Second, on the pooping front so popular in
the J-bel comments: Yes, you might poop during labor, but...
Read More...