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  • Christmas Thieves Turn Out To Be Kinder-Garden Staters

    How many times have you seen this scenario on television or in the movies? A private detective/nosy neighbor/group of meddling kids needs to get into a penthouse apartment/detached garage/office of a bankrupt amusement park owner but when he/she/they try the door it’s locked. Instead of giving up and letting the case/gossip/mystery go uninvestigated a credit card is confidently pulled from a wallet and inserted into the space between the door frame and lock. A wiggle, a jiggle, and "click" the door pops open.

    Hollywood makes the art of picking a lock with a plastic laminated card look so easy, but tell that to the Blockbuster Video Card I mangled unsuccessfully trying to retrieve my filched stapler from the locked office of my company nemesis. Is there anyone out there excluding members of the Screen Actors Guild who can actually jimmy a door open with a credit card; anyone besides children from New Jersey I mean?

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