Yes, little
children are precious, yadda, yadda, yadda. But when you think about
it, they're also total jerkoffs. Actually the original name for this
article didn’t employ
the word “buttwipe.” The original word begins with an “A” and ends with
a “hole.”
Do you think it’s beyond the pale to call a kid that? Maybe that’s
because this
kid isn’t yours. Think about it this way: what if your kid was one of
your friends?
Would you put up with their behavior? Believe me, some toddlers
can be absolute butt munches, and Mom Logic’s Andrea has a great post up
listing
the reasons why her toddler sometimes sucks.
She's extremely
self-absorbed
You know the type;
they never ask questions in conversation. Instead it's all about them. All day
long it's: "I like pink!" "Watch me bounce on the bed",
"I went poo in my pants!" Just
once I'd like to hear her ask me what MY favorite color is or inquire if, perhaps,
I went poo in MY pants.
She's manic AND a
control freak
Not a great
combination. Her personality can change on a dime. One minute she's standing on
a chair in full princess regalia happily singing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star," the next she's uncontrollably crying and hurling her tiara across
the room because I brought her juice in the wrong sippy cup. I'm constantly
walking on eggshells. It's like hanging out with a tiny alcoholic who swigs
massive amounts of milk.Read More...
