For just a moment, I ask you readers
to imagine me as a pitchman on the back of an old timey wagon…
“Ladies and
gentlemen, I am here to tell you we’re all getting’ older. Yessiree, why in
fact you’re older now than you were when I started this pitch. Heck you’re even
older now. And now you’re older yet. Folks, there’s absolutely nothing you can
do to hold off the inevitability of aging and all the unsavory drooping that
comes with it. That is, until now. Right here in my hand I hold what may be the
greatest miracle invention on this earth since God invented the baby Jesus.
Inside this seemingly normal bottle is a gen-u-ine fountain of youth. Yep, take
a little dab and you’ll transform into a schoolgirl in pig tails once again.
It’s called Vavelta and it’s the handy-dandy, superfied, bone-fide, quantified
miracle cure to make you look young once more.
And how Mr.
Gamble, you ask, do we know this miracle cure works? Why, my good folks,
because it’s derived from the most amazing substance on God’s Green Earth: little
baby foreskins.”
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