This
is a strange turn of events. After all, I imagine many talking Elmo
dolls have had to listen to muttered death threats from parents weary
of that cloying little giggle, that high-pitched voice with the
mechanized edge. In fact, I sort of imagine the Elmo dolls sneak out at
night and meet at a bar somewhere to drown their sorrows and share
stories of the creepy things parents say to them when the kid leaves
them wedged between the couch cushions and the parent accidentally sits
on Elmo, causing Elmo to say "Elmo loves you" and the parent to
say...well, stuff we can't reprint here. But clearly one Elmo has had
enough, and fully lost it.
A
mom is reporting that her son's Elmo Knows Your Name doll
says in a sing-song voice, "Kill James." Raise...
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