Far be it from me to imply that Clay Aiken is anything less than muy macho. But, you know, there have been those nasty rumors, which led to threats of a lawsuit from his devoted fan base, who are known as the Claymates. (Really. They call themselves Claymates, and
one of them tried to sue Clay over rumors that he was homosexual. Don't
you feel normal now?) So perhaps -- and I'm not saying there's anything
wrong with this, you know -- Clay's recent actions are fueled by a
desire to "butch it up, Mary" as the saying goes.
First: he impregnates a woman. This is a clear sign of masculinity. I mean, try doing that if you're...
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