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  • McCann’s Cleared As Suspects in Daughter’s Disappearance

    Due to a lack of sufficient evidence, Portuguese police are saying there will likely be no charges against Kate and Gerry McCann in the disappearance of their almost 4-year-old daughter Madeleine over a year ago.

     

    While the McCanns look to be cleared as suspects, there is still no doubt as to their gross negligence…

     

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  • Couple Who Left Kid in Car Face Charges

    carSeems like there's been some serious crackdowns on leaving kids in the car while running errands. A couple in Carmel are going to court with misdemeanor charges after they left their two-year-old asleep in the car in a supermarket parking lot for about 15 minutes. Concerned people saw the toddler and called the cops, but the couple had driven away by the time the law arrived. However, a few people got the car's plate number.

    Now, the obvious question in this particular instance is...

     

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  • Can You Leave Your Kid In a Locked Car?

    kid in carOh lordy, this is a doozy. A woman in Illinois parked at a Wal-Mart to put some money in a Salvation Army can. Her two-year-old was asleep, so she left the toddler in the vehicle, locked the car and walked with two of her kids and a neighbor's child about 30 feet to make the charitable contribution. When she returned to the car an officer arrested her for child endangerment and obstruction of justice. She goes to court next week.

    The case has sparked responses ranging from passionate defense of the mom's actions to accusations that she's a bad mother...

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  • Arcade Machines Are Eating Our Children!

    arcade machineYou know those machines filled with stuffed animals where you dump quarters in and fish around with a claw that has serious grip problems? While you may not be able to catch an animal to save your life, I think we now know how the machines replenish their supply of prizes. Apparently they lure passing toys into a chute at the bottom. The chute has a trapdoor that only swings one way. And every once in a while, they catch a child, too. Like this two-year-old who climbed inside and then waved to her distraught grandmother. (Thanks to daddytypes for alerting us.)

    So since this has happened more than once, how come people don't get rid of the machines? Probably because those things are cash cows. I think someone actually wins a toy with about as often as Haley's comet comes around. Plus it gives the firefighters one more thing to practice in their training: child machine extraction. Fortunately the kid in this case was okay. But I ask you, who is gonna save those stuffed animals?


  • Faster Heelys! Kill! Kill!

    Doctors have come out with shocking news: shoes with wheels are not the most stable way to walk. Around the world medical professionals are reporting broken arms, legs and cracked skulls because of these Heelys "The shoes that roll." Shoes that roll you right into the emergency room.

    I'm being melodramatic, like my local television news, but is anyone really surprised that walking with a wheel on the bottom of your shoe is not exactly stable? A report from Dublin, Ireland says over a 10 week period last summer 67 children were treated for injuries after a mishap with Heelys. In the United States, in a 15 month period, one death and 64 "Roller Shoe" accidents were reported to the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Same story in Singapore which reports 37 injuries at a hospital over a 7 month period in 2004.

    Best quote: "As these shoes are sold in department stores, parents buying them may develop a false sense of security — that they are like any other shoe," said Dr. James Beaty, academy president and a pediatric orthopedic surgeon in Memphis."

    They're just regular shoes.....until they crack your head open.

    Doctors are now recommending children wear protective gear when wearing Heelys. Since kids wear these shoes all day, I'm finding this suggestion pretty comical. My daughter would sell both her kidneys for a pair of Heelys. I've continually said no because she can't even master the art of the flip flop, I'm not about to put a wheel on her shoe. Even if she agrees to wear protective gear 12 hours a day.

     


  • Stranger Danger Message Not Sinking In

    If this doesn't give you a lurch in your gut, I don't know what will: a Louisville news station teamed up with a child safety expert to test the responses of children to being approached by strangers, and over half of the children trotted right off with the stranger.

    The expert used common methods employed by abductors, such as the "come see this cool toy I have" and "come help me find my dog" gambits. Participating parents watched in astonishment as their children walked off with the man posing as a stranger. 

    I have one kid who barely talks to anyone outside her household, but the other one? She'll accost people in the grocery store and tell them her name, her sister's name, her cats' names, which Sesame Street character is on her diaper, what kind of car we drove to the store, and anything else that pops in her head. She's never even met a stranger as far as she's concerned, and reading stories like this chills me to the bone. Time for a little Safe Side Superchick up in here.  

     


    Posted May 25 2007, 07:57 AM by Patti with | with 3 comment(s)
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  • The Scary Naughty Seat. The Kind For Kids.

    naughty seatNow that I've shared my fascination with One Step Ahead with y'all, it's time to bring on the next great invention from the glossy pages of that catalog for the most controlling parents. As Karen astutely pointed out, it gets to the point where you might as well wrap the kid in foam. And wouldn't that create the kind of choking hazard OSA would anticipate?

    Behold the Naughty Seat. Ready to instill that special "Big Brother is watching you" kind of paranoia that leads to a lifetime of scanning the skies for black helicopters and holing up in a remote compound with a small arsenal and a police scanner? Put your child in time-out here, and then walk away casually. Because if your little spawn tries to get up from the naughty seat, a weight sensor will set off an alarm and alert you. The accompanying photo shows junior throwing up his hands in surprise as he is outsmarted by this ingenious cushion. Believe me, he's crying on the inside.

    As the site promises, the Naughty Seat "ensures time out is taken seriously". Very seriously. While I assume the Naught Seat makes some kind of beep or siren sound, it really sends a message. Something like, "Mommy/Daddy know what you are doing every second of the day. You can't put one over on Mommy/Daddy, because we see all and know all. We can read your thoughts. We are in your most pleasant dreams and your worst nightmares. You cannot run away from us, nor can you hide. You may as well accept it, angel. You are ours for life. Mwah ha ha!" Now surround off-limits items like cookies with laser sensors and put a stun collar on your precious darling, and you can spend the afternoon reading magazines or blogs, relaxing in the knowledge that your child will be too terrified to take one step out of line.


  • Giggle Bug: Because Tracking Children Is No Joke.

    giggle bug trackerWhenever I worry that I’m too controlling or anxious, I pull out a copy of the One Step Ahead catalog and remind myself that there must be an army of parents out there who live in mortal terror of germs and falls and not being able to see their child’s face for a full twenty seconds. Then I laugh and laugh and feel like the most laid-back mom in the world.

    My current favorite product is the Giggle Bug Toddler Tracker. It’s a plastic ladybug you clip to the back of your kid’s shirt, and if they get out of your line of sight, you simply press a button on your remote and the bug beeps--a 90 decibel beep, in fact. Now call me crazy, but if I was a kid just minding my own business and all of the sudden a piercing beeping sound starting coming from the back of my shirt, I might get a little spooked. And if mommy came running up thirty seconds later, well, I’m visualizing toddlers completely conditioned like Pavlov’s dog to associate a maternal face with being really startled. Did I mention that the ladybug’s eyes also light up and blink with a terrifying glow?

    Oh, and don’t try and take the thing off, because that sounds an alarm too. House arrest for kids!

    The site pitches the product by saying, “Why pay $300 for a fancy GPS device, when our affordable child locator does the same job?” Good point, we were seconds away from buying that GPS when the Giggle Bug came along. However, if you get your kids implanted with a chip, you can still track them when they go to college.


  • Amber Alert ID Kit Could Save Your Kids

    The Amber Alert program organizes and distributes information about a missing child in the attempt to ensure that every organization and individual who may be able to aid in the search is notified. They are adding a new product to help make the job easierl: the Amber Alert Child ID Kit, a flash drive, pre-loaded with software that allows you to input your child's vital statistics, photographs, medical and emergency contact information. Furthermore, you can store information about your child's online habits: MySpace page, instant message handles, blog addresses. The ID Kit can be easily updated with new information and photos, and is virtually indestructable. It's also secure: the information is not stored on your personal computer where it could be hacked, and the drive itself is password protected (so if you're asking yourself why you couldn't just load this stuff on that USB drive you got for free at a conference, now you know).

    The drive is just one more possible tool in your arsenal, and it makes good sense to me. I don't carry pictures of my kids, I'm lucky to remember their middle names off the top of my head much less their height and weight--what the hell would I do on one of our frequent flights to visit Grandma if one of the kids went missing at the airport? Unfortunately for me, the Amber Alert Child ID Kit is currently only available in a Windows format, although a Mac OS version is scheduled to be released soon. The ID Kit is just under $30, with quantity discounts for purchases of two or more, and the program feels strongly enough about it that they've partnered with sponsors to make sure it can get into the hands of people who can't afford it.


  • You're Gonna Get Burned: Novelty Lighters Take the Blame for Childhood Pyromania

    I'd like to tell you that I don't even remotely get the trend of novelty lighters, but it would be a big lie: I used to scour the 7-11 for the cheesiest sunset and beach scenes the lighter industry had to offer, until I finally ponied up and bought a Zippo printed with a Coop drawing of a naked devil chick.

    Now those days are gone and the lighters in our house are of the candle/grill lighting variety, with childproof hoops I can barely jump through myself. And apparently that's a good thing, because the novelty lighter industry is being held partially responsible for the fact that kids like to burn stuff. Never mind that childhood arson has been a right of passage since Cro-Magnon times, kids today are so enthralled by lighters with pretty pictures, interesting shapes, and flashing lights that they can't help but set things on fire: in Green Bay, WI alone there were 41 fires reported to be set by minors. 

    I don't know. My parents set things on fire with plain old matches. My sister and I had ordinary boring plastic Bic lighters for our pyromaniac needs. Will protecting young children from lighters shaped like strippers with flashing tassles really stop juvenile arson for good? Isn't access to a fire-starting material in the first place the real problem here?


    Posted Mar 11 2007, 06:33 PM by Patti with | with 2 comment(s)
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  • School Bathrooms Locked; Unintentional Hilarity Ensues

    The story itself is bizarre. Students desecrate school bathrooms. Principal overreacts. Locks all bathrooms save for one. Two thousand students are forced to use the same bathroom -- meaning some wait up to 20 minutes for relief. Or, they take to peeing in bushes and bottles. Sorry. Sad. Disgusting. Principal should unlock the doors.

    The story gets better, however, when a local news station investigates. I've watched this video a few times now, and I still can't tell whether the reporter is using a tongue-in-cheek tone or whether he thinks he is that. freaking. good.

    From the opening line -- "They attend 'Freedom' High School, but students here say 'freedom' ... is in short supply." -- to the interviews with giddy students, I almost believed I was watching a Daily Show fake news story -- not a real-life inquiry into a sad situation. The principal has defended the locked doors, and I'm beginning to hope this standoff continues -- just so I can watch more.


  • Anti-Spanking Proposal Down for the Count

    A proposal to ban spanking was given an official time out, as the California lawmaker behind the plan says she just doesn't have the votes to get the bill passed. Still, Sally Lieber hasn't given up. She wants to ban throwing, kicking, burning, cutting, shaking or choking a minor -- essentially making more illegal things that already are. Sounds like Lieber got spanked. But good.

    Her spanking proposal caught fire last month, landing in newspaper pages and on television throughout the country. "Saturday Night Live" even did a skit, featuring a nanny whose book, "I Will Beat Yo Ass," offers the best in parental guidance.

    It appears that after Lieber heard from cops, DAs and judges -- who wondered how on earth they'd enforce a no-spanking law -- she backed down. Her new proposal would increase penalties for doing things that are already illegal -- a nice attempt, but I liked her first idea better.


  • Lead Lunch Boxes Safe Again? Only for Brunch

    The Associated Press story yesterday about lead-tainted lunch boxes has left the government agency in charge of lead testing in a furor. "We are not evil-doers!" the agency shrieked. OK, maybe not. Still, they're pissed.

    The story said the agency, the Consumer Protection Safety Commission, tested lunch boxes, found high levels of lead in some but then gave the go ahead to fill them up with Twinkies and Suzie-Qs (mmmm Suzie-Qs). The Food and Drug Administration got into the act, telling manufacturers to stop killing children and baby seals. Even Wal-Mart banned some boxes.

    Plain Jane Mom pointed out the agency's response to the uproar. The CPSC said its testing showed all was well with the lunch boxes and that it wasn't covering up anything for political or nefarious purposes. The agency backed up its record for getting medieval on lead in toys, clothes, etc. -- a well-documented fact -- but I'm still not going to buy any vinyl lunch boxes for my kid. They may not have found lead at "hazardous levels" -- but limiting lead at any level is my concern.


  • Kansas Bill Would Fine Parents Who Leave Kids in Cars

    baby car keysKansas is mulling over a bill which would allow police officers to assess a $25 fine to parents of children left alone in cars, unless the children are over eight years old or are supervised by another child of at least 12.  The fine is being proposed as an alternative to the current choices a Kansas police officer has when confronted with a child left in a car: that of "scolding" the parent upon their return, or taking the child into custody and charging the parent with reckless endangerment of the child.  Subsequent offenses would result in a much larger fine.

    Although I tend to be one to decry over-legislation, I understand the concern here of preventing deaths from exposure to heat in a closed car.  Two Kansas children have died in this way in the past 9 years.  The fine seems a middle-ground alternative to the option of charging a parent for something my parents did without thought or needful concern when I was growing up, in a time when it was a lot more "okay" than it is now.


  • Lunch Boxes Unsafe but Government Stalls in Letting You Know

    Thank you, Associated Press. As a former reporter, it always thrills me to find journalists hot on the trail of important stories. This time? It's about lunch boxes. They're unsafe. And the government doesn't want you to know. Or didn't, that is, until the AP came along and opened an Incredible Hulk lunch box on their sorry excuses for public servants.

    It turns out that one in five vinyl lunch boxes contained lead in levels high enough to be considered unsafe -- while a few more contained 10 times as much. The Consumer Safety Products Commission's response? Everything's fine. Not so fast.

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  • File This Under Frightening: Babies' Mouths Taped

    A patient in a Russian hospital noticed several babies who had tape covering their mouths. The reason? Nurses were short-staffed, so to mute the little wailers, they used tape. The patient captured the scene with her mobile phone, after one of the nurses told her to mind her to mind her own business -- presumably before the nurse also taped the patient's mouth in the night ....

    "I heard that a baby was mumbling in a neighbouring room; when I looked in, I saw the baby with plaster over his mouth; he could not cry or do anything, was just mumbling," said the patient, Elena Kuritsyna, who was in the hospital with her own children.

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  • Newsflash: Parents Need to Monitor Kid's Internet Usage

    As has already been well established, teenage kids and younger are getting into hot water on MySpace and other social networking sites, keeping unknown company with pedophiles and other unsavories.  In an effort to help parents monitor Internet use, the Broward County Sherriff's Office issued Internet safety guidelines for parents, such as keeping the computer in a common area so your kids can't email their 60-somethings friends masquerading as 13 year old girls.  They also suggest learning on-line lingo that might indicate trouble such as "P.O.S" ("parents over the shoulder") and "N.P." ("Nosey Parents").

    But I think the MySpace issue signifies a larger problem.  In a world of lightening quick technology and the personalization of all modes of communication, the usual parental safeguards are no longer sufficient to the task.  Or perhaps the old Father/Mother knows best approach is needed once again.  If you're having trouble keeping up with the latest dangers facing your child (homemade meth anyone?), it might be time to reign in the 'free to be you and me' approach.  At my house, this means less consensus and feelings-talk, more "because I said so."

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  • Hot (Water) for Teacher Facing Porn Charges

    Boing Boing has an interesting piece on a Connecticut teacher who faces up to forty years of prison time for exposing students to Internet pornography. According to news reports, Julie Amero was convicted of four counts of risk of injury to a minor because, prosecutors claim, students viewed pornographic websites that Ms. Amaro accessed. Ms. Amero maintains that the sites were accessed by adware on the machine in question.

    The reader comments at Boing Boing are informative and unsettling, noting that the prosecution's case against Ms. Amero may have been built on a false understanding of how browsers save information about visited websites, and that the school's culpability for having had expired licenses for their filtering software should have been addressed.

    This case, which goes to sentencing next month, could prove to be an unfortunate precedent not just for educators, but for parents as well.  



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