Oh, puleeze, someone save me from Disney's new Princess
Fairytale Flakes. Please. I'm begging you. And while
you're at it, take the Little Einsteins Fruity Stars and the Mickey
Mouse Clubhouse Berry Crunch with you too. You think I'm
kidding? I wish I was. Nope, erstwhile kid-crack purveyor
Disney is the latest entry into the already clogged kid's sugary cereal market, teaming up with sell-out General Mills to manufacture
this junk.
Don't get me wrong. I love a good box of,
say, Froot Loops once in awhile for a nice sugar-high. But I don't feed that crap to my
kids. Nor would I be caught dead spooning up some "lightly
sweetened, crispy pink corn flakes [that] offer a fairytale beginning
to every day." Aaaaaaiiiiiiiii! I hope the copywriter who
wrote that tripe got paid some big bucks.
Nutritious?
Riiiight. Like crack cocaine with milk. Pass me another bowl of
that "magical, nutritious breakfast", please!