All grandparents love their grandkids, it's true. Each is a gift from (insert diety here) sent down just to please the elderly. (Not you, mom.) And each grandparent, of course, thinks his or her grandchild is the most perfect. baby. ever.
Finally, after all these years, one grandparent can truly make that claim -- because that's just what little Donald Trump III is: perfect. "Excellent. Astounding. A real quality product."
OK, OK, so The Donald didn't say that about his first grandkid -- Kai Madison, who was born on Sunday -- but I wouldn't put it past him. "What an adorable little girl, a real quality product with leadership potential. Now clean your room or you're fired!" Lucky, lucky girl.