Maybe I'm alone in the world, but I actually felt really bad for Paris Hilton when she started screaming for her mom in the courthouse. It's such a visceral emotion -- to want your mommy, no matter your age or predicament, that I couldn't help but feel a twinge of remorse and sadness for her.
Then I remembered "House of Wax" and thought the better of it.
As Paris Watch enters its 90th day or whatever it is, news comes that her parents might also be receiving special privileges at the jail, and other inmates and visitors are ticked off.
You'd think with the entire attraction of this story being that no one deserves special privileges, they'd learn. Guess not. Her parents just better slip her a file in a cake or something, because you know all the other parents are sneaking in shivs.
