"Dude, let's go score some weed!"
"Nah, I can't. The wife is getting her face sanded again and she left the kid here. She said I have to stay with it."
"You have a kid? What's that smell anyway? Can we just take the kid with us?"
"Yeah, there's this seat-thing. You just strap it in the car somehow."
"No problem, dude, let's go!"
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"Dude. What's that sound?"
"Tunes, man. There's killer speakers in this Jeep."
"No, dude, it sounds like wailing. What is that?"
"Oh. That. Yeah. Sounds like the kid. Maybe we should stop. There's a 7-11. I have the munchies anyway."
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"Dude. Its face is all red, what's up with that?"
"I don't know, dude. Let's just wipe the bugs off it and go in."
"Dude. You want to take the baby in too? It's your call."
"Yeah, okay. Might as well. It might spit up or something back here."