I mean, besides a blow job, a beer cozy and an autographed pre-20th anniversary edition of Steel Magnolias ...
What?
You expected a sports car too? Or a hall pass to Hooters?
Please.
This is the 21st Century. If you read any of your Sunday newspaper pullouts this weekend, you'd know the image of a
real man has changed from those leather jacket days of that prototypical loner from
Happy Days
to someone more well-rounded, someone more accepting, someone who
gently puts his fist to his chin, furrows his brow and thoughtfully
declares, "Why yes, yes I
would like a little somethin' somethin' but I'd also like some stemless wine glasses because they just look purty."
So
this year, screw the countless stereotypes that say dads only want
ties, golf clubs and snazzy pleated Dockers. This list reflects the
evolving societal perception of dads as knuckle-dragging grunters whose
vocabulary centers around words formed with the letters B-E-E-R and
takes into account a Big Media shift that has finally learned dads,
too, are more nuanced individuals.
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