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  • Neighbors: Shut Your Damn Kids Up!

    I think the most frustrating part about raising kids is all the effort it takes to lessen their impact on others. Especially when those others are bitchy (old and/or childless) grown-ups who think 2-year-olds should have already graduated finishing school and developed a personal moral code of silence, stillness and controlled anger/exuberance.

    I've long since learned to ignore the glares and forge ahead when my youngest falls apart at the grocery store. I can honestly say I don't care anymore if her screams make others feel sad or angry or even uncomfortable. And my husband and I have worked out a pretty good system of whisking her outside at the first sign of an impending restaurant meltdown.

    Sadly, though, there is no mitigating the noise of babies, toddlers and living, breathing young kids in their own home -- a situation that becomes an especially difficult parenting experience when home is an apartment.

     

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  • Vegan Parents Malnourish Baby

    It's my week to be on the bummer beat. To wit: A couple in Atlanta was sentenced to life in prison in the death of their 6-week old son. They were convicted last year of malice murder, felony murder, involuntary manslaughter and cruelty to children for feeding the baby only soy milk and apple juice.

    Crown Shakur, the son of Jade Sanders and Lamont Thomas, was only three and a half pounds when he died. The baby was born at home, so no records existed of his birth weight, but he was a full term baby and 3.5 pounds is less than half normal size.  Also, there was only one bottle anywhere in the house.

    He was never seen by a doctor in his entire six weeks of life, and the parents claimed they didn’t realize he was in real trouble until minutes before he died.
     

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  • Teen Kills Herself Over Fake MySpace Boyfriend Created By Adults

    megan meierIf you've been following this story, you know it is devastatingly twisted. Megan Meier, a thirteen-year-old girl, met a sixteen-year-old boy named Josh on MySpace. He told her she was pretty and they had an online relationship. Then Josh abruptly told her he didn't want to be her friend anymore because he heard she was mean. He began posting bulletins: Megan is a slut. Megan is fat. Megan, who took medication for depression and ADHD, went upstairs to her room and hung herself. She died the next day. 

    Six weeks after Megan died, her parents learned that Josh was not a real person--he was created by the parents of a girl who lived down the street, a girl who had once been Megan's friend.

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  • Crazy Couple Dines While Kid Swelters in Car

    This story just makes me sick. Apparently a Tennessee couple didn't want to be bothered while dining with their 6-year-old, so they strapped the boy in a car on an 80-degree day and went back to their meal.

    "He was sitting up in between the two front seats and he was crying," (police Sgt. John) Gass said. "He had a rope tied to one of his ankles. The child was just sweating, just soaking." 

    The couple, Rachel "Idiot" Gilchrist, 35, and her companion, Raymond "Moron" Minchew, 61, said the boy misbehaved, while their fellow diners had a different story -- claiming the boy was an angel. Either way, it doesn't matter. This is just disgusting. And you know why?

    Because they were eating at Cracker Barrel. I can totally understand if they were out at Per Se or somewhere nice. At least somewhere with a Michelin star or two. But Cracker Barrel? There's a special place in hell reserved for these parents.


  • School Has Enough ... of Unruly Parents

    My mom's a middle school teacher -- and the thing she hates most doesn't involve rambunctious hormones, non-stop chattering, name-calling, chest-puffing and other usual pubescent shows of being, well, a middle schooler.

    The kids are just fine, she says. It's the parents. They can be crazy -- and that's a kind way of putting it. She's not the only one to think so.

    An Ohio school district has taken to writing up a list of rules ... for parents ... because it seems the schools have had enough of unruly "grownups" who refuse to leave school grounds, threaten teachers or fight amongst themselves.

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  • Toledo Mayor Believes Parents Should Pay for Kids' Crimes

    In the wake of the murder of a Toledo police officer by a 15-year-old boy, the city's mayor has reintroduced a controversial ordinance. Mayor Carty Finkbeiner is proposing that parents and legal guardians be held accountable if their kids break the law. According to the article, this legislation was introduced about a year ago, as part of an effort to curb youth and gang-related crime. If the ordinance is passed, police would issue a written warning to parents whose children have had run-ins with the law. If the children continue to be a problem, parents and guardians would be charged with a misdemeanor, potentially facing 30 days in jail and a $250 fine.

    Needless to say, this has caused a bit of debate.

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  • Washington Mom Admits She Coached Kids to Fake Retardation

    A while back, Johnny Knoxville got together with the Farrelly Brothers and brought us the film The Ringer. Knoxville, in a Brando-esque display of Method Acting, feigns mental retardation in order to enter the Special Olympics as a "ringer" so that he can win a fixed bet and erase a huge debt. Of course, Knoxville learns a lesson in life and love, and develops a new found respect and affection for the mentally challenged. It's not the greatest movie ever made, definitely a 13 or 14 in one's Netflix queue, but even I - a cold-hearted bastard if ever there was one - got a bit verklempt.

    So here we have life imitating art, without the feel-good ending. In an attempt to fleece the system, Rosie Costello instructed her kids, starting at ages 4 and 8, to fake retardation so that she could collect Social Security benefits. They were busted when social workers viewed a tape of son Pete contesting a traffic ticket in a Vancouver courtroom. Pete now faces six months to a year in prison, and may have to pay up to $59,000 in restitution. Daughter Marie has not yet been located. To borrow a line from Indiana Jones, "try the local sewer." At first I felt bad for the kids, but apparently they kept the ruse going until they were in their 20's. Rosie is scheduled to be sentenced on May 17.

    My feel-good ending? Rosie behind bars, banging out license plates to pay back the $280,000 she stole.


  • Father Flings Boy's Wrestling Opponent; Oh Memories ...

    My freshman year of high school, I weighed all of five pounds. I also had a strong desire to wrestle for reasons that still baffle me. Thankfully, I wasn't the lightest person on the team -- no, I just wrestled with her. While my teammates practiced takedowns and pins, I spent two hours each afternoon desperately hoping my practice uniform would conceal my raging freshman hormones.

    So I looked upon this story with a different eye. It seems a father leapt into the middle of a wrestling match to fling an 11-year-old competitor of his boy, who was seconds away from being pinned. "I mean, there is a lot of different ways to stop a match," said the flinged boy's father, "Not to pick up my son and launch him 5 feet, 10 feet in the air."

    The flinging father, coach Ray Hoffman, says he learned his lesson and would likely never coach again. Parents all over the country thought "how disturbing!" after watching this video. But somehow I'm left with the vision of a scrawny freshman and his long-haired, Jasmine-scented practice partner, who on more than one occasion probably wished Ray Hoffman coached at our school.


  • Dad Tries to Frame Daughter for Wife's Murder

    If there was a parenting Darwin Award, this guy would win it. First he killed his wife; then he blamed his daughter for the murder. I envision absolutely no therapy bills in that girl's future.

    A jury convicted Brad Reay, 47, of South Dakota of being a complete dumbass -- I mean murderer. The case goes that he stabbed his wife while she was sleeping just a few days after she asked for a divorce and not long after he found out she cheated on him (though I can't imagine why she'd do that).

    His defense? First he blamed it on his wife's McDreamy. And then he tried to peg the crime on his 12-year-old, saying he found her standing over his wife with a knife in her hand. Says the girl: My father and I were never very close anyway. You had me fooled.


  • Dysfunctional Parent? Live in England? Go To Jail!

    According to this BBC news blurb, The Health Minister from Jersey (that's "old" Jersey) has stated that "if parents neglected or exposed their children to harm, laws which already exist should be enforced", stating further that the definition of dysfunctional includes emotional abuse, and that he believes that a strong and real threat of imprisonment would curb such behavior in irresponsible, cruel, and neglectful parents.

    I especially love this quote (and anything that includes the word "whilst"):  "If a couple with young children, having received extensive support from social services, the alcohol and drugs service and very often the forbearance of the courts, are still discovered in a drug-enforced stupor whilst children crawl on the floor amongst broken bottles, rotting pizza boxes, cigarette ends and used heroin needles, then imprisonment may be the necessary measure."

    It's about time somebody got serious about protecting the children.   Of course, the devil's advocate and the libertarian in me does worry that this could be taken too far (think about California's "Three Strikes" law), but on the whole?  A step in the right direction.



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