I don't love Barbies, but I don't hate them enough to ban them from the house. My girls have a few to dress up, drown in the bathtub, and practice their haircutting skills on. At some point, the Barbies usually marry each other, and ride off into the sunset on the miniature John Deere tractor we bought at a garage sale, which is great, but I figure introducing the Barbies to these Big Lebowski Urban Achiever action figures is the perfect way to teach the kids that girls can marry boys, too.
Walter Sobceck comes complete with yellow aviator sunglasses, bowling bag, Pomeranian, and arms as big as canned hams. The Dude's rockin' his signature jelly shoes and White Russian. I'm disappointed that there's no Maude and no nihilist and no Jesus, but at least The Folgers coffee can that became Donny's final resting place is included.
Who needs that goofball Ken, or Blake, or whatever the hell he's called now, with guys like this around? Far out man, far f*cking out!
[via Tech Digest]