More than pornography popped up for a 14-year-old Utah boy when he tried to play Madden NFL 07 on his new Xbox 360 and instead discovered explicit images.
"This is definitely not Madden," he said, probably adding, "Huh huh, boobs."
Of course, his digital dalliance didn't end there. He told his parents. And they, in turn, told the cops. This is where the tale of a teenage boy's best. Christmas. present. ever. takes a horrible turn. According to an Associated Press article, the Utah Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force will investigate how the images made their way into the video game.
"The hard part (huh huh) is finding out who did it," said the task force lieutenant. "We'll give it a shot. I would go through the roof if this happened to my kid."
Really? The Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force doesn't have anything better to do? It's investigating how a 14-year-old boy discovered porn on his video game? I am totally moving to Utah.