The health officials in Utah are distributing post-it notes to parents. These sticky notes have messages on them about the hazards of underage drinking and the parents are supposed to be putting them on bottles of alcohol that they have around the house.
This is supposed to stop kids from drinking underage?
That wouldn't have stopped me. It would have only encouraged me to steal. In fact, I would love to get my hands on some of these stick notes right now. I would love to sneak into all my friends liquor cabinets and stick a note on their vodka that said At your age drinking is dangerous. They would be particularly hilarious at each of my friends 40th birthday parties. You know what else would be a riot? Putting them on my parents wine bottles. I'm going to call my friends in Utah and see if I can get my hands on some of these. I suppose I could make some on my computer.
But I digress. This crap isn't going to work. It is just a waste of paper. It might make things worse, like how those annoying Truth commercials always make me want a cigarette. Nice try Utah, but I don't think this is going to help anything.
