Well now that's a relief! Unbaptized babies and other undecided sordids once stuck in limbo (aka: Purgatory, aka: Mall of America) on their way to Heaven/Hell can breathe (drool?) a collective sigh of relief. A recent papal investigation determined (via research?) that unbaptized babies will no longer be stuck in limbo. They can finally crawl on up to Heaven.
Phew!
Slate's Michelle Tsai asks the question of the year: So now what happens to all those babies who've been stuck in limbo all this time? Are they given a gold-expressway-stroller to Heaven? I mean, God's gonna get his ass kicked by a bunch of angry babies unless he grandfathers (Fathers?) them in.
And God may not be afraid of a pack of angry teethers, but sure as shit he should be.
