Deep breath. Ok. Type. Fox News reports that O.J. Simpson reportedly told an associate that he's "throwing his hat into the ring" in regards to the paternity battle over Anne Nicole Smith's baby. Pause. Throw up into nearby trashbin. Continue. According to documentary filmmaker Norm Pardo, Simpson apparently finds humor in the situation, jokingly saying that he hopes the baby isn't his, because Fred Goldman, father of the man O.J. murdered, Ron Goldman - oh, that's right, O.J. was innocent, my bad - would try to take her. Also competiting for the title, lest we forget, Anna's companion/attorney/Svengali Howard K. Stern, her ex-boyfriend Larry Birkman, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Smith's former trainer, and a player to be named later. Oh, and if you have the stomach to read the entire article, there's a sex tape. Of course there's a sex tape. Apologies for the brevity, but after writing about this I feel the need to bathe.
