
Several of my best friends in New York are transplanted Canadiens so
I've spent a lot of time in Montreal over the years. The city is truly
beautiful. Famous for its strip clubs, obsession with hockey, love of
dark beer, and the abundant use of flannel, Montreal is now becoming
famous for yet another indignity.
Based on
recent tests,
the city of Montreal is warning pregnant women and young children to
abstain from drinking tap water because of trace levels of lead. The
problem is not necessarily the quality of the water but rather the
corrosion of the lead pipes that connect residences to the municipal
water system.
Fear not though! According to metropolitan officials, the city is
slowly replacing some of the lead pipes but retrofitting all of them
will take another two decades. So by 2027, everything should be just
hunky dory, eh? You hoser!