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  • Kid's Hair Chewing Almost Kills Her

    That's it. I'm scheduling a haircut for my daughter. 

    After years of pulling it out of her mouth and saying "don't chew on your hair," I read this: a five-year-old in England swallowed so much of her own hair that it formed a rope that was constricting her organs.

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  • A Tale For Crystal Gayle

    I am just so tired of all the coverage of the election and the war in Iraq, blah, blah.  It's time to talk about an issue vitally important to all women everywhere: is it okay to wear your hair long after 40? 

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  • Celine Dion: Desperate for a Daughter, Or Too Lazy to take Junior to Supercuts?

    It used to be that there were only one or two acceptable ways to style the hair of your boy cub: the buzz cut/flat top, or the bowl cut.  Simple, easy, cookie-cutter coifs that clearly divided the boys from the girls. 

    Not anymore.  Now we've got the mohawks, the surfer dude shags, and everything in between.  It is not uncommon (in my neck of the woods, anyway) to see little boys with barrettes in their hair, or perfectly executed cornrows running in lanes down their backs.  I even saw a little boy with a braid the other day - definitely a first. But rarely do I see the kind of full-on glossy, Fabio-esque, down-to-there mane that graces the head of Celine Dion's 6 year-old son, Rene-Charles.

    Dude.   

    I'm all for long-haired hippy boys - in fact, I love them, and secretly wish I had one -  but when Mama makes a kajillion dollars a night, split ends should not be kickin' like James Brown on a Saturday night at the Apollo.  Maybe when her run at Caesar's Palace ends this year, Celine will finally have time to drag her little guy in for a quick snip.  Or better yet, I could just take care of it myself, right now.  Quick, Rene-Charles, run into the kitchen and grab me a pair of scissors, STAT!  We can sell the trimmings on Ebay, and buy your mom a clue.


  • Ryder Robinson Leads The Fight Against Short Hair For Boys


    Ryder RobinsonTwo-year-old Ryder Robinson finally got his first haircut.  Ryder is the adorable son of Kate Hudson, and what’s his name… You know, from that god-awful 90’s band?… They had one fucking horrible hit song… Aw, who cares?

    Little Ryder has been sporting a mid-back length blond mane that rivals Gwyneth Paltrow’s for the better part of a year now.  But in photos of him and his mama snapped in Australia on Monday, he’s showing off a new, layered, shoulder-skimming bob.

    Long hairstyles on little boys are a fairly common sight these days – that is, if you get your daily news fix from US Weekly and OK! like I do.  From Presley Gerber’s surfer-dude shag (that’s Cindy Crawford’s son, for those of you who aren’t in the know), to Maddox Jolie-Pitt’s overgrown mohawk, to Charlie Crowe’s shoulder-length curls, they are all over the place.

    But it’s not such a new idea.  As part of their religious culture, Hasidic Jews do not cut the hair of their sons until their third birthdays.  Sikh men and boys leave their hair long throughout their lives as a symbol of their spirituality.  Long male hair is a common element among many spiritual leaders, including Jesus, Moses and Buddha.  

    If I had a son, you can bet he’d be a long-haired hippy. I just think it looks so cool.  But then, I grew up in southern California and all my crushes were on stoned surfers with sandy, unkempt locks and Ugg boots.   So, what do I know?

    How do you feel about long hair on boys?  Would you let your little guy rock this look, or would you hold him down and shave him?



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