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  • Hello Kitty Goes High Fashion in Vogue

    kitty styleOne of the problems with being a loveable icon of cuteness is it's hard to bust out of that mold and be taken seriously as a model. This has been the dilemma of Hello Kitty, and even posing for some racier pics and developing a vibrator with her likeness haven't helped her avoid typecasting. But that's all about to change, thanks to a designer who was willing to take a chance on her. 

    I swear I am not making this up: Hello Kitty will be modeling all the John Galliano (for Dior, yo)...

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  • Maybe They Could Call It "Hello Tomcat"

    I loved everything Hello Kitty when I was a kid.  I had it all - the erasers, the keychains, the luggage tags.  Now, thank God, my sons will no longer be excluded from this universe of plastic crap.  Sanrio announced last Friday it will start selling a line of Hello Kitty merchandise designed for young men.

     

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    Posted Dec 28 2007, 04:37 PM by asflutz with | with 1 comment(s)
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  • Hello Kitty for Your Hello Kitty and Other Undercover Sex Gifts

    hello kittyI know many of you are struggling with a big dilemma this holiday: You'd like to get your partner a sexy sex toy gift, but you'd also like him or her to be able to open the present with the rest of the family. And you'd like to avoid the fiasco of a few years back, when you gave her that black corset and she opened the present in front of her parents and turned bright red. Look, I've got your back. Here's a couple sex gifts that will slide right under the radar of the family, and no one will know what a naughty holiday it is and stuff. And I should add that when I asked the other Derbys for ideas, I got much more personal information about them than I ever really wanted. 

    4. The Hello Kitty "shoulder massager".

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  • Hello Kitty Shames Cops

     hello kittyPolice officers in Thailand are experiencing a unique punishment for rule violations like parking illegally and being late. The cops are required to do desk jockey work and to wear pink Hello Kitty armbands at the station. "'Simple warnings no longer work. This new twist is expected to make them feel guilt and shame and prevent them from repeating the offense, no matter how minor,' said Pongpat, acting chief of the Crime Suppression Division in Bangkok." That is, unless the officers happen to be Hello Kitty fanatics.


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  • Crafty: Let Hello Kitty Inspire You To Sew

    My general distaste for character-driven merchandise kind of trails off right at the shores of Japan, because that's where Hello Kitty lives. I'm a sucker for a mouthless feline, what can I say?

    So I'm excited about this Hello Kitty sewing machine. It's well-priced, it's produced by Janome, a well-known and highly respected manufacturer of high-end sewing equipment, and if the Kitty didn't get me, the cherries would.  It's definitely bare-bones (not a lot of complicated stitch types) but it's totally uncomplicated, perfect for a total newbie and ideal for a child, especially if you're not entirely comfortable using your own machine as a teaching tool. And it'll look adorable as it sits patiently on the table because you're too lazy to put it away when you're done hemming curtains.

    There's a slightly, and I do mean slightly fancier model available, but I wouldn't say that the few additional features are worth the extra cost. Plus, no cherries. When you (or your kids) are ready for more power, you can go big.

    I'm pretty sure I know what my kid's getting for her birthday this fall. Maybe she can start making her own damn Barbie clothes.


  • Hitting The Bottle: The Hello Kitty Martini

    I have two preschool-aged daughters. My life could not possibly be any cuter. I'm overwhelmed by pink. I spend every morning losing the battle of whether my girls will wear a dress (their position) or jeans (mine) and I spend every evening losing the nightgown-versus-pajamas skirmish. It just isn't a pair of sneakers unless it has glittery laces, it isn't a dinner plate unless it has flowers on it.

    Mama can't live on Dirty Princesses alone. Thank goodness for the Hello Kitty Martini. You can tell me domo arigato later.  

    Hello Kitty Martini

    3 oz strawberry vodka
    1/2 oz gin
    1 1/2 oz peach schnapps

    Shake it up and pour into a martini glass, and garnish with a fresh strawberry. Super-kawaii

    Eternal thanks to Hello Kitty Hell, the author of whose life is way rougher than mine.  


  • The Volkswagen Barbie Beetle: A Car For Your Inner Child

    As with anything really freaking cool that I want really badly even though I know it's totally dorky and all my friends will make fun of me, Volkswagen's limited edition Barbie Beetle is only available in Mexico. And there's only going to be thirteen of them. I might have the only partner in the world who would support my desire to camp out in front of Volkswagen of Guadalajara in hopes of buying one at $24k plus, but he probably wouldn't go so far as to take off work for it, and then who'd watch the kids? I'm too lazy to get them passports and bring them along.

    My Spanish is just crappy enough that I can barely figure out where the VW dealerships are in Mexico, much less which lucky dealers will be flogging this bakers' dozen of cupcakes on wheels. I am fluent enough to wonder why the heck VW doesn't sell SportVans in the US, although it doesn't come in pink anyway so I don't know why I care.

    You know, we've got all those cars wrapped in advertisements here--I must see a Red Bull PT Cruiser every day on the freeway. How come we can get paid to drive around in a Snapplemobile but I can't pay them to drive a Mitsubishi Hello Kitty car?  Where's the licensed character love for the US auto market? I'm honestly just a little bit disappointed in Mattel, Disney et. al for not following up on this market. A very little bit, but still.

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  • Hello Kitty!

    My little daughter is currently semi-obsessed with all things "Hello Kitty." For that matter, so is my wife. Maybe it's an Asian thing. Maybe it's a girl thing. Anyway, to appease the little apple of my eye, we spent some today Googling anything and everything related to "Hello Kitty." And holy crap, you would not believe the stuff we found online!

    The biggest surprise was the disturbingly extensive biography that Sanrio, the company behind "Hello Kitty" has crafted.  Do you know she has Type-A blood?  Or that her favorite snack is apple pie with honey vanilla ice cream and cookie crunch on top? 

    And apparently I also missed Eva Air's launch of Hello Kitty Airlines, which happened in October of 2005 (which is like a million years ago in internet time.)  The Hello Kitty aircraft, which is used primarily on Taipei-Japan routes, is an interesting study in cross-promotion.  Both Sanrio and Eva Air went to incredible lengths to make the entire experience wholly devoted to Hello Kitty.  This ain't no Hooters Air.  The Hello Kitty has spared no expense and has created customized versions of everything from the boarding passes to the seat cushions to the inflight meal.  Check out some of the amazing images here

    All I've got to say is that I hope my wife and daughter aren't reading this.  I can only guess how they'll vote when it's time for the next family vacation! 


    Posted Apr 15 2007, 06:01 PM by MetroDad with | with 4 comment(s)
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