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  • Mouseblog Part 1-The Nappiest Place on Earth

     EpcotI'm in Orlando with the family and will file occasional reports from the front.

    Day One:

    Getting out of New York and over to the Disney Beach Club was interesting, but let's get right to the main event.

    Read about our first day after the jump.

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  • Babble Talk: "Class of 3000" Rocks

    PSH.  I can't believe "Class of 3000" - the Cartoon Network show developed and conceptualized by Andre "3000" Benjamin of Outkast - is entering its second season, and I'm just now hearing about it - where have I been

    My girls and I parked ourselves in front of Cartoon Network at 8:30 sharp last Saturday morning to check out "Class" and weren't disappointed.  The show follows Sunny Bridges - Andre's animated alterego has lost none of his real-life flash or sass - a hip hop superstar who takes leave of the music biz to teach music to a talented group of kids in his hometown.  It's fun, it's funky and it's unlike any other kid's show on TV; kind of a latter day School House RockRead about how the show came to be here, and tune in this Saturday - you'll love it!


  • GreenHouse: The Ultimate Composter

    Nothing says “I’m a hippy, and I’m proud!” like a composting.  Fortunately, being a hippy is hot right now, and so, by proxy, are composters.  The bulky, stinky models of yore have been replaced by sleeker, more efficient cousins, making composting a sensible, easy, and fun thing to do in any household.

    The process is as easy as 1-2-3: A small, leak-proof countertop crock,  stores scraps, peels, shells and whatever else you want to feed it.  When it's full, have one of the kids carry it out to this supercool, rotating bin composter, small enough to fit in even the tiniest yards.  Scraps get dumped in through a little hatch, which then latches shut, so the whole load can be spun by the hand crank.  No muss, no fuss.  When used in conjunction with Compost Activator, a load is “finished” in a mere 4-6 weeks, at which point the bin can be removed and dumped into the garden for low-impact, organic, D.I.Y. fertilizer.

    Against my husband’s better wishes, my inner hippy can’t wait to order one of these babies and report back to you on it.  Whether it is truly odorless remains to be seen, but it can’t stink any more than the fertilizer we’re using on our garden right now, so I’m going to give it a shot.  Are you?


  • Take Your Kids to the Tattoo Parlor

    piercedDid you know that Massachusetts only recently legalized tattoo parlors and that the people working in them have to be licensed? Me neither. But then again, I live in Virginia and I don't need any tattoos right now, so it hasn't come up.

    Well, Kara over at Cape Buffalo knew. When her daughter came home with a fantastic report card they asked her what she wanted and she wanted to get her ears pierced. In Kara's post titled "If he's skilled enough to pierce someone's johnson..." she explains how they took her daughter to one of Massachusetts' new tattoo parlors to get her ears pierced.

    Before you judge, you should remember that these artists are licensed.  That is more than you can say for the teenager in the stand in the middle of the mall where I got my ears pierced. These shops are new, clean and heavily regulated. Kara also had to provide identification for both herself and her daughter and show them her daughter's birth certificate.

    After reading this post, I would be pleased to take my little girl to a tattoo parlor to get her ears pierced. How about you? 


  • Best. Parental. Show. Ever. Might Get Reprieve

    Is it the best TV show ever? Or simply the best TV show in, say, the last 75 years? (Apologies to fans of "The Wire" and "The Snorks".) I'm not sure I can answer that objectively -- take a look at my bio on the right there (go on, I'll wait ... read it already) and you'll see why. So I'm heartened to hear that the "Gilmore Girls" might, just maybe, possibly, cross my fingers, be picked up for another season ... if the stars can be wooed back.

    What's not to like? I know moms who have forcibly sat their daughters on couches, hoping to god they could develop the same convivial, pop culture patter that has defined the show. That is, until new writers were brought on board this year and the show became a dull ghost of its former self with characters prattling on endlessly just to chat instead of, you know, saying something. Still, the main characters somehow managed to salvage the season, because you can't get tired of the Fantasyland that is children and parents who actually like each other's company. Most times.

    Buried deep in a San Francisco Chronicle TV article is the news that the two stars -- Lauren "Bad Santa" Graham -- and Alexis "Sin City" Bledel -- might be asked back for another year. So what of it, people? Do you want one more season, or have the "Gilmore Girls" jumped the shark? Or, as with most things, am I the only one who cares?


  • Linklove: Flashcards Are Better Than TV

    I love flashcards. I love them like I love ice cream. Or beer. I can devour them. And so can my daughter. The only difference is I chew first. We'll spend an entire morning flipping through a stack of Eric Carle animal cards, drooling on A for Alligators and nibbling on M for Monkeys. While I'm sure there's a way to play with flashcards that doesn't require a roll of Tums afterward, the point is we're doing something together. Without TV. And without the electric gizmos and doodads used so often to "entertain" children nowadays. (Yes, you can smack me now. Or go back to your Baby Einstein DVD. You pick.)

    So a special thanks to AJ at Thingamababy for pointing out the advantages of Brain Quest cards, which are designed for toddlers but can easily be consumed by younger children as well. In a thorough review of the cards, AJ discovers there's more substance than "fluff" to them. Each flashcard offers a building block to conversation, allowing your toddler to not only build a strong vocabulary but also learn to take in the world around her.

    The best part? "A 2-year-old would be hard pressed to play with these cards alone," AJ writes. While that's not ordinarily a recipe for success after a long day with a 2-year-old, a great set of flashcards can provide solid bonding -- and also, as AJ says, provide a needed break from all the toy's that isolate children during playtime. "Parents must be involved with this game, period" Just make sure you buy Tums first.


  • See a Boob or Be One? Are Family Friendly Films Tolerant?

    Is Hollywood liberal enough? A Washington Post article about a spate of "faith and family" films raises questions about whether family friendly really means intolerant. At first, it didn't seem so bad. Turns out the producer behind slasher-flasher flicks "Scream" and "Scary Movie" had a change of heart once he had kids. "What used to be defined as 'teenage' -- 13 to 18 -- all of a sudden became 12 to 18, and all of a sudden that became 11, then 10, then 9, and then these types of genre films were being seen by 8-year-old kids," the producer, Cary Granat, said.

    OK, good, no boobs and bludgeons for 8 year olds. I'm with you. But his remedy? He teamed with billionaire gay-bashing, evolution-hating, FCC indecency zealot Philip Anschutz to form Walden Media. In an appeal to religious audiences, the producers brought the Jesus Lion to Mainstreet U.S.A. in the form of "Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe," along with other films like "Charlotte's Web" and "Because of Winn-Dixie."

    But Philip Anschutz? Who funded an anti-gay amendment in Colorado? Who funded the "think tank" behind Intelligent Design? This guy is making movies?

    Reading the article, I wondered what would become of Hollywood -- would it remain a liberal bastion? Or would it sell out the "arts" (yes, I saw "Saw"; sue me) to appease the far right? After all, some movies have already been edited to win a conservative seal of approval from the Dove Foundation.

    Anschutz wasn't interviewed for the article, but he was quoted from a speech. "Why can't movies return to being something that we can go and see with our children and our grandchildren without being embarrassed or on the edge of our seats? I don't think they understand the market and the mood of a large segment of the movie-going audience today."

    As much as don't like him, I admit he has a point. I don't want to take my daughter to a movie and cringe when the leading lady starts grinding on the leading man -- even if they are animated. Then again, I don't want to take her to a movie where large segments of her community are portrayed as anything less than normal because of who they are or what they believe. In my book, seeing a little boob is better than being one.


  • Mister Rogers' People Looking for New 'hood

    Before I landed this cushy stay-at-home dad gig, my wife ridiculed my after-work habit of changing my shoes the minute I got home.

    "What?" I said. "I like to be comfortable. And if it's good enough for Mister Rogers, it's good enough for me."

    It was just one of the bizarre life lessons I learned from watching Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, along with my penchant for conversing with puppets. Though PBS airs reruns of the show, I fear my daughter won't get it into it by the time she's old enough to be neglected for half-hour increments each day. With Dora and Wonder Pets and who-knows-what-else-in-three-years, there's too many shows that are just way too "cool." How can an old guy who spends his days changing sweaters and chatting with the mailman compete?

    But good news awaits Mister Rogers fans. The people behind the show are in talks to create a brand-new children's program, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Though an updated neighborhood spin-off doesn't appear to be in the works, producers are looking at the same things that made the original so appealing: live action, puppetry and, possibly, animation.

    "Anything's possible," said one producer.

    Anything, huh? If they're looking for ideas, I can totally see Prince Tuesday finally blowing his lid and staging a bloody coup in Make Believe, with King Friday XIII coming to the sad conclusion that, indeed, no one loves him. Now that's a show that could compete.


  • "I Get 11 Points for the Word Quagmire"

    When I was a little kid, family games consisted of old classics like Boggle, Monopoly, and Yahtzee.  These days, one might assume that with so much advanced electronic entertainment technology (Sony's PS3, Nintendo's Wii) dominating the industry, traditional gaming options might not be able to compete in the marketplace.  However, to the surprise of many in the gaming industry, traditional-style board games continue to remain strong in the industry.

    The reason for their continued success has much to do with the fact that,  instead of marketing to mainstream consumers, some board game manufacturers have begun targeting customer niches with special editions of hit games (like the "Lord of the Rings" version of Trivial Pursuit), while others have been developing new games for the specific interests of pocket groups.

    I guess it's the pursuit of the latter that best explains the newest and hottest hit board game, "The War On Terror." 

    According to the game's manufacturers, the goal of "The War on Terror" is to "liberate the world, ridding it of fear and terrorism forever. Naturally, only the biggest and strongest Empires are up to this task and so a certain amount of dominance needs to be shown. Alternatively, you can play as the terrorists, fighting for a world without empires...It's a a bizarre and macabre game where lying, duplicity and inconsistent morals are the instruments of winning and the rules are made up by those in the lead."

    I find it highly amusing that the makers claim "The War on Terror" is a great family game suitable for all ages. 

    But what I find even funnier?  The French version of the game will be released next year.  Hah!

      

     

     



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