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  • 14 Lies Parents Need to Stop Telling Their Kids (Part 1)

    #3 “Go to back to bed or Mommy will call the police.” 

     

     

     

    #7 The Tooth Fairy: A lady with a penchant for breaking and entering and a jonesin’ for your teeth. Why is this a good idea?

     

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  • Easter: Bunny or Jesus?

    Little Easter bonnets and dresses seem overkill for the neighborhood egg hunt, so the thought that maybe we should go to church has flitted across my mind. 

    Not wanting to be a fairweather churchgoer, hitting church for only the big holidays seems a little shallow.

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  • 10 Easter Basket Ideas for Your Kids

    Oh how I remember my own sweet childhood Easters.  The night before my head was giddy with the anticipation of the sweet riches the next day would bring. Also, I was little lightheaded from the Paws dye fumes. The next day, I tore through that basket engulfing every foil wrapped delight.  I'd get so strung out on the sugar that I ran around slapping people's backs and giggling at nothing like my uncle on Christmas after a few Maker's Mark and Sevens.

    This is the glory of Easter for a child: the one day a year you can act like a little drunk.  Or maybe you should go easy on the sugar this year.  

    Make the jump for 10 great ideas for your kid's Easter Basket...

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  • School Terror Drill Irks Christian Parents

    A rag tag group of right-wing religious fundamentalists stormed a New Jersey school with guns because a girl was expelled for praying before class. At least that's the script of a police drill that is driving Christians crazy in this sacred time of recognizing the Easter Bunny as the holiest of holies.

    In a drill designed to improve responses to school hostages crises, police decided to write a script that involves the "New Crusaders" storming the school to seek revenge for the made-up prayer expulsion. Though the word "Christian" wasn't used in the script, some Christians are nonethless put out, arguing the drill amounts of religious intolerance.

    My favorite part of the story was this quote from one outraged person:

    "This is an unreal scenario, like I said. No child can be expelled for praying in a school since it's legal; therefore, the parents wouldn't have gotten mad, they wouldn't have used guns. If a school district had expelled a girl for praying in class, the parents would have shown up with attorneys, not with pistols."

    Forget turning the other cheek. Real Christian parents sue.


  • Do You Lie to Your Children? (Santa, The Tooth Fairy etc.)

    santa graveOkay, maybe asking if you lie to your kids makes it seem a little harsh, but isn't that how it feels when you are telling them about The Tooth Fairy? I felt like such a jerk talking to my two year old twins about Santa Claus this December. In a way I know that I wouldn't have wanted to miss out on believing in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, but at the same time once you realize that your parents have lied to you about one thing, what is to stop you from questioning everything they say.

    Or is that a good thing?

    Why am I worried about that right now? I was over reading Cynical Dad, and Chag wanted to know if we tell our children the truth about Santa and the others? Or just wait until some jerk schoolmate crushes their souls one day? I don't know the right answer. I didn't even know how to answer him in the comments. Maybe I'll just tell my kids from the get go and let them be the jackasses on the bus that ruin it for everybody else.

    What do you guys do? 



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