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  • Attack of the Strippers

    Stripper Golf

    During a children's golf tournament in Broomfield, Colorado, the children were exposed to -- and I hope you are sitting down as you read this -- strippers. That's right. They actually saw women who dance and take their clothes off while men throw money at them.

    Were the women naked? No. Were they -- again, stay seated, this is a bombshell that could shake you to the very core of your being -- scantily clad? Yes, dear reader, they were. Undies. According to CBSNews.com, the children wanted to know why "the men joining the strippers had water guns and why the women wore only their underwear." (That must have been a fun conversation.) Evelyn Koch, the manager of the golf course, apologized for...

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  • Watermelon the same as Viagra – maybe

    Bob Dole loves ViagraI can see the commercial now: Bob Dole staggers in, explaining to America that he, too, has had issues with E.D. "Bob Dole is all man. But sometimes even Bob Dole has trouble with E.D. That's why Bob Dole eats lots and lots of watermelon! That's why on this July 4th, Bob Dole is going to pitch a tent!" He winks. "And Bob Dole ain't talking about camping…"

    Bhimu Patil, a researcher at the hilariously named "Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center" at Texas A&M University, says that "Watermelon has more citrulline in the edible part than previously believed." (I wonder if he spent time gnawing on the rind before he figured this out.) Citrulline is an amino acid that can become arginine, which is another amino acid. "This is a precursor for nitric oxide, and the nitric oxide will help in blood vessel dilation." In other words, BOING!

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  • Your baby is ugly

     Baby-faced Finster - aw, how cute!CBS News sent correspondent Steve Hartman into the field to ask people if they thought his baby was cute. But Steve did something tricky: he used a distorted image of his offspring (not the image at the right; that's Baby-faced Finster from Bugs Bunny). The idea was to see if anyone would say, "Dude, what an ugly kid."

    Of course, no one did. What would have been more interesting would be to have two sets of parents explain why they found their baby to be cuter than someone else's. Personally, I prefer my children to other people's children...

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  • New CBS Kid's Reality Show: "Lord of the Flies" in Action?

    lord of the fliesEveryone who made it past the eighth grade in my town was forced to read William Golding's Lord of the Flies, the story of planewrecked and stranded English schoolboys who eschew British niceties when attempting to govern themselves and instead turn to savagery and murder. The formula for upcoming CBS reality show Kid Nation, on the other hand, is forty kids ages eight to fifteen stranded alone in a ghost town for forty days, tasked with creating a workable society, and all without modern conveniences. 

    Though kids on the show won't be voted off, some will be nominated to be part of the "Upper Class", and occasional winners, or Gold Star Kids (a designation worth $20,000) will be declared by the town council every few days. It's hard to say whether the backbiting and intrigue of other reality shows (Survivor) will be a part of Kid Nation, but early reports indicate that it may actually show some depth while portraying kids earnestly attempting to work together and create something worthwhile. Which means that maybe I can use it as a tool to help my kids let go of their constant fighting. It's worth a try.



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