Parenting is very serious. If you screw up (like give your kids
non-organic food or let them watch more than 5 minutes of television),
they'll never graduate high school and forever work at McDonald's as a
manager. Or worse. Work as an ER social worker on contract! No
health insurance, no retirement, nothing to look forward to since they
won't be having children (because of global warming), and won't get
married until they're 50.
If you're just convinced of any of the following, I'm afraid you might just be a VSP:
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