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Young Lady GaGa Copycats Flood YouTube

I’m not one to get too bent out of shape if I hear kids singing along with Lady GaGa or Beyonce. Throughout elementary school, I listened to songs with risqué lyrics (I remember performing a dance to “Like a Virgin” to my shell-shocked parents in fourth grade), and I didn’t end up pole dancing for a living. But neither did I videotape myself singing the song as seductively as possible, and then post it to the World Wide Web, which is what a bunch of young wannabe Lady GaGas have apparently been up to.

And it’s hard to imagine any (healthy) adult who wouldn’t feel disturbed watching a young girl sassily pout her lips and suggestively twirl her hair as she sings lyrics like, “I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got,” and, “I’m bluffin’ with my muffin.”

It’s inevitable that kids are going to hear songs with sexually explicit lyrics from time to time, and most likely, learn to sing along with the catchiest of them.  Listening to an inappropriate song or two is not going to screw up any child for life who has involved parents. But for children who get most of their sex ed. from pop culture, copying Lady GaGa is a frightening prospect indeed—and would parents who are involved allow their children to post videos like these to YouTube?

The boy, you may be interested to know, goes by the stage name JesseJigalow.

Photo: urlesque.com

 

 

 

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Comments

 

Bekka said:

Dear god, these are utterly terrifying. How has no one else responded?!?

May 28, 2009 1:12 AM
 

kim said:

if they only knew who was at the other end watching them, and doing god knows what...

May 28, 2009 2:24 AM
 

Mrs Embers said:

What the... I'd never even heard this song (no cable, very little time to listen to the radio). I don't get why it's popular- never mind the kids singing it for strangers over the internet...

May 28, 2009 5:55 AM
 

Elendy said:

Wow yeah - this is totally creepy! And what's with the little girl in the first video - is she wearing a ton of eyeliner or what?  She looks like the little Margot Tenenbaum.

This makes me just want to take my girls and go live in a cabin in the woods for the next 15 years - ugh!

May 28, 2009 10:47 AM
 

Shana said:

Seriously, because none of you ever sang along to Prince and Madonna when you were kids?

May 28, 2009 11:42 AM
 

elohveeee12 said:

Good point Shana, but then I doubt any one who did video taped it and put it on youtube, which is what people are commenting about here.

And actually no i never did anything like this before, then again i wasnt alive when prince and madonna were actually popular (or if i was I dont remember it).

i think the first girl is a little scary, the boy is hilarious but only because he cant stop convulsing as he sings, and it almost makes me want to call 911 and try to stop him from swallowing his tounge. The third one is almost sad, granted i have never heard this song before, but it sounds as though it is supposed to be upbeat. This girl looks like she made this video right after finding out her cat died or something.

I also dont really like this song. its annoying and also makes me glad i listen to mostly country music.

May 28, 2009 5:05 PM
 

Marj said:

I think it's important to point out to kids that stuff on the net stays.  It's not appropriate to put stuff out there.  Share with friends or family, not the world.

May 28, 2009 11:11 PM
 

culprit said:

Oh come on--it's hysterical!  You think 9 year olds understand the meaning of the lyrics?

May 29, 2009 1:55 PM
 

Mrs Embers said:

culprit- I think that's why it's so creepy...

June 1, 2009 2:28 PM

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Hannah Tennant-Moore is a Brooklyn-based freelance writer whose work has appeared or is forthcoming in Best Buddhist Writing (2008); The Sun; Guantanamo: Inside the Prison, Outside the Law; Tricycle; Turning Wheel (as the winner of the Young Writers Award); and elsewhere.

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