If you happen to be knocked up and someone starts approaching you with body paint, I have one tip for you…run. A bevy of beauties with bountiful bellies succumbed to their would be ‘artist’ friends and allowed their stomach to be the canvas. Here are five of the wackiest maternity masterpieces from the Daily Mail’s piece “How’s This for a Belly Laugh?” Click here for more photos.

The literal translation of what’ in the belly, minus the purple and blue hues and sparkly stars.

Are you carrying a girl, a boy, or a baby Spongebob? Time for another ultrasound.

Here’s hoping this baby is being born during the year of the dragon and not a precursor to the long nailed beast that lives within.
Apparently this woman will be giving birth to one very large leather baseball that or she’s just a really big Arizona Diamondbacks fan. Perhaps both?
If you were/are pregnant, would you ever let anyone paint your belly?
Source via Jezebel!