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Kids to Judge Britain’s Smelliest Cheese Contest

The UK has found an unusual way to make use of their country’s youth—as judges in the national smelly cheese contest. Contest organizers say they use child judges because children’s sense of smell is more acute than adults’, but I think it’s really because no self-respecting grownup would spend all day with his nose glued to hunks of cheese that make gym socks smell like roses.

But apparently Britain’s youth are gung-ho, as numerous eight to eleven year-olds have turned out to audition for one of five available judge seats. The Smelliest Cheese Championships (to be held on May 27, just in case you haven’t yet marked your calendars!) will feature 1,000 cheeses from 150 cheese makers. That’s a lot of sniffing for five little noses.

Next time your kid is driving you crazy, you could stage your own version of the smelly cheese contest at home: they smell, you eat—preferably with a  baguette and a perfectly paired glass of wine. After all, when it comes to pungent cheeses, taste and smell are two entirely different experiences.

Photo: coldplaying.com



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About Hannah Tennant-Moore

Hannah Tennant-Moore is a Brooklyn-based freelance writer whose work has appeared or is forthcoming in Best Buddhist Writing (2008); The Sun; Guantanamo: Inside the Prison, Outside the Law; Tricycle; Turning Wheel (as the winner of the Young Writers Award); and elsewhere.

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