Children do not like having rods shoved up their
bumholes—especially when they are sick. For that matter, no human likes having
rods shoved up their butts. So what’s a caring parent to do? Buy one of those convenient
ear thermometers? Hell no! What you do is make the rectal temperature taking
process more fun with your child’s most beloved cartoon character.
And so we come to the Musical SpongeBob Rectal Thermometer.
My mind has exploded. I really don’t know where to begin. I
guess I’ll start with, is it truly fun to have SpongeBob up in there? How does
SpongeBob feel about it? Who at Nickelodeon okayed this product?
And then we have the music. I must say the thought of
SpongeBob singing jauntily deep into my bum is one of the creepiest things I’ve
ever confronted.
Somebody please buy this product and write up a review. I
100% guarantee to post it.
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