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Octo-Mom to Octo-Porn?

Posted by SunnyChanel

 

Vivid Entertainment, the film company that brought us Debbie Does Dallas Again, Call Girl Confidential and Coed Pool Party has made an offer to Octomom that could be hard to resist.

Adult film powerhouse has offered Nadya Suleman 1 million dollars to star in one of their hardcore pornographic films. They’ll also throw in full medical and dental coverage if she signs on to be a “contract girl”, making a series of films for the company.

If by some total lack of judgement, which we all know is a toss up with Suleman, and she agreed she would join the ranks of stars of the Vivid-Celeb imprint with films starring Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian and former Miss USA Kelli McCarty.  

Now the cash, medical and dental plan may sound pretty damn tempting. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Ms. Suleman may be a wee bit too classy for that. It is seriously doubtful that her agent, who’s a big wig in the Christian community, would lead her down that hot and steamy road.  Suleman seems to have visions of Angelina Jolie in her head, not Jenna Jameson. This smells more like a publicity stunt for Vivid Entertaiment rather than a real serious offer.  Suleman has already vowed to not date until her kids are 18. And really does anyone want to watch a video of a woman who just had 8 babies have sex? Yeah, not so much.

Would you make a porno for one million dollars? Do you think Suleman would?

Via TMZ


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Comments

 

Knitty said:

She won't.  She's banking on donations from the Christian right.

February 25, 2009 12:56 PM
 

g8grl said:

Not for a million.  $3.5 Million after taxes...we can talk.

February 25, 2009 12:59 PM
 

maeby said:

one million?? pennies! she's gonna need more than that on diapers alone!

i wonder if shes going to use donations to pay for her tummy tuck. (seriously)

February 25, 2009 1:17 PM
 

JeanneSager said:

OK, did they SEE the TMZ pictures of the giant belly?

Because those stretch marks aren't exactly the stuff porno dreams are made of (not that they were much worse than the rest of us - this isn't anti-Nadya, for once!).

February 25, 2009 1:32 PM
 

melissa said:

No way she'll do it - if I were here, I'd be holding out for some cushy reality TV show deal. Who wouldn't watch a crazy single mom try to wrangle 14 kids?

February 25, 2009 1:39 PM
 

Annonymous said:

Possible title?  Octopussy...

These are things I can't post on my own blog.

February 25, 2009 1:56 PM
 

Brett Singer said:

She won't do it because she thinks she's a star. Didn't she say "God will provide" or something like that?

February 25, 2009 1:58 PM
 

Jennifer said:

I know she probably won't do it... but she should. She should do whatever it takes to take care of those children. I know some people think porn is disgusting, and everyone's entitled to their opinion, but is it really more disgusting than letting your children starve?

"And really does anyone want to watch a video of a woman who just had 8 babies have sex?"

You'd be surprised :-p

February 25, 2009 3:43 PM
 

leahsmom said:

I'm kind of siding with Jennifer on this one - if I had 14 kids to care for, I'd do almost anything for medical and dental coverage - let alone cash as well - not to mention, if she's got a lawyer, they'll negotiate for some childcare while she'd be, er, working.  

February 25, 2009 5:14 PM

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