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Does Your Family Follow the Five Second Rule?

Posted by JeanneSager

I am not that parent. The one who starts shrieking when her daughter picks a piece of banana off the floor and shoves it in her mouth. 

We are firmly in the five second rule camp, helped along by Amy's recent reassurance that a little dirt never hurt anyone. 

Oh hush. While you're screwing up your nose in disgust, I've got news for you - I'm not alone. A survey performed by Kelton Research for Oreck (folks I'm not embarrassed to admit I'm not too familiar with) showed sixty percent of Americans eat right off the floor, following the three-second rule. I would have put that number a lot higher myself.

Maybe it was their terminology - really, have you ever heard of the three-second rule? Me neither. A 2003 survey by a University of Illinois grad student granted an extra two seconds of leeway, and rustled up ten percent more grubby Americans for a whopping seventy percent of us eating off the floor. Yum!

Of course Oreck threw this little thing together to sell more vacuums; the way they see it, if we're going to eat off the floor anyway, it might as well be clean. And did they mention their handy dandy new germ-killing product? This isn't a review - I haven't tested the thing (see above), so I can't tell you how clean it makes your floors. 

I can tell you their scary numbers don't really change anything. Bacteria schmacteria. I'm hard-pressed to see how letting my daughter pick her cereal up off the floor and eat it is any worse than her drinking her own bath water (ewww, I know, we're working on that one). I find it even harder to believe that any parent out there is able to watch their kids SO carefully that they NEVER eat anything off of the floor. So go check out their ick factor if you're interested. Or would you prefer to stay in my camp for the next five seconds or so?

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Comments

 

elohveeee12 said:

i totally agree! my daughter eats food off the floor allll the time, she actually throws it all on the floor and then eats it when she gets to it. which if i miss a piece while sweeping, could be a few days later. she likes to share her toys with the dogs, she doesnt actually use a binky anymore but she has one in her toybox, and she took it out the other day and gave it to my mom's dog to lick. then shoved it in her own mouth. she has to give the dogs kisses before she leaves, and does share food with them. she also sometimes takes their food. (this is at my mom's house where they dont really baby proof anything, i swear i dont feed her dog food). but my theory is that kids should do stuff like that, there is nothing wrong with your house being clean, obviously. but when you bleach and sterilize every little thing, it doesnt give their immune system a chance to build itself up.

So the saying "a little dirt never hurt anyone" should really be "a little dirt helps everyone"

Emphasis on the "little" part though... when she goes to the playground and starts eating the sand, i draw the line.

February 25, 2009 7:07 PM
 

maeby said:

five second? pffft, as long as theres not crap all over it, have at it! gotta build up those immunities!

February 25, 2009 8:40 PM
 

Sue said:

Ahhh, yes. Reminds me of when we had a "post placement" visit from the social worker when we were in the process of adopting our daughter. Her paci dropped to the floor and got a bit of fuzz on it from the carpet. Not missing a beat I snatched it, sucked off the fuzz real quick, and popped it back in her mouth. The social worker said "I did NOT see that" and I said "Oh, well then watch closely" and repeated.

It's a wonder we were cleared to parent her. She's 21 now, and will graduate college this May. Guess it didn't hurt her too much.

February 25, 2009 8:42 PM
 

Barb said:

I am not a germophobe, but we have two dogs. As long as the food doesn't have dog hair all over it, it's fair game!

February 25, 2009 9:36 PM
 

km said:

We call the cheerios that carpet our home "Floorios."  Every 10 month old knows they taste better from the floor.

As far as the rest of us, if someone wants to eat something off the floor, that's totally up to them.

February 25, 2009 11:01 PM
 

Twyla said:

I always thought it was a 10 second rule. That rule only has a couple of exceptions: If food falls under the stove or refridgerator, it is a 1 second rule and the bathroom floor has 0 seconds.

I remember when my kids were toddlers and they would have some food in their mouth and I was like, Oh crap, where did that come from?? I think they actually had a secret Cheerio stash somewhere in their room.

I always heard that kids that were exposed to dirt had better immunities. I really didn't ever care if it was true or not. It sounded good and gave me some grace as a parent.

February 26, 2009 12:48 AM
 

diera said:

We don't use the three-second rule, we use the wet/dry food rule.  If it's a piece of fruit or cheese (wet) it gets thrown away as soon as it hits the floor.  If it's a cracker/Cheerio/etc., it's still good days later.  I figure as long as my daughter is still crawling all over the floor using her hands and then sticking her hands in her mouth, she's getting whatever germs she would be anyway from a cracker that had been on that selfsame floor.  Wet food accumulates lint, though, which grosses me out.

February 26, 2009 11:22 AM

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Jeanne Sager is a writer who lives in upstate New York with her husband, daughter, a dog and too many cats. She refuses to believe motherhood comes with pumpkin appliqued sweaters, and she';s not ready to apologize for having only one child. She writes about raising her kid in her own hometown and the mom stuff she's not embarrassed to own at her blog, Inside Out (http://jeannesager.blogspot.com), she's contributing editor of Grand Magazine, and she's a regular essayist here on Babble

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