If you’re ever invited to a dinner party with Elizabeth
Hasselbeck, I’d avoid the topic of aerial wolf hunting or any topic really,
because Mrs. Hasselbeck seems to think everything comes back to abortions. And I
hate making polite abortion talk at dinner parties.
Recently Ashley Judd appeared in a PSA denouncing the practice
of aerial wolf hunting, brought into the public spotlight by vice presidential
nominee and nature-raping advocate Sarah Palin. Most would agree that aerial
hunting is a completely unsportsman-like practice in the already brutal hobby
of hunting. Elizabeth Hasselbeck thinks Ashley needs to get off her high horse;
after all, 260,000 abortions are performed each year! (Her number, not mine)
Can you follow the leap in logic? Neither can I. Apparently
in Elizabeth's world you cannot speak about any death or atrocity without
dragging a woman’s right to choose through the mud.
Whoopi: Today on the view we have Simon Mendlebaum, a
holocaust survivor who will share with us his incredible story…
Elizabeth: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Holocaust, Schmolocaust! Why
are we talking about that old news when 260,000 ABORTIONS TAKE PLACE EVERY
YEAR!
Whoopi: Okay, Elizabeth. You’re right. Maybe we should talk
about the hundreds of thousands of innocents killed in our current war in
Iraq. That is a terrible and preventable
waste of life. Surely on par, if not vastly outweighing these troubling
abortions.
Elizabeth: Well, uh. Those deaths are patriotic.
Oh and don’t disagree with her or you’re a socialist! Elizabeth Hasselbeck: Black Hole of Logic and Common Sense.
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