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Woman In Labor Calls Radio Station To Find Husband

Posted by Cole Gamble

In this age of communication advancement, (cell phones, texting, twittering, IM, Facebook pokes, etc) it’s so easy for people to reach you; you almost wish it wasn’t so easy. But communication is important, like say, when your wife goes into labor. That’s something you want to know, so thank heavens you have this massive communications super structure to keep you in touch.

 

Of course that all falls apart if you leave your phone at home.

 

In Portland, Oregon, A woman in labor couldn't get in touch with her husband because he left his cell phone at home. Stuck in a desperate situation, the woman got innovative and sought to reach her husband by what would be in today’s technologically advanced environment, the equivalent of sending smoke signals: she called local radio station 97.1 Charlie FM.

 

She told morning hosts Dr. Doug and Skippy that her husband listens to the show every day and didn't know of any other way to reach him.

 

"I am in labor with our first baby, and my husband has left his cell phone at home. I have no way to get a hold of him other than you guys. He faithfully listens to you every single morning. So hopefully he is listening right now. Dan, you need to get to the hospital. We are having our baby," the woman said.

 

So perhaps our sophisticated communication system can sometimes fail, but on the plus side, people apparently still listen to the radio.

 

And for the record, Dr. Doug is not a real doctor.

 

 

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Comments

 

smartfather said:

That is so cool! I'm too much of a tech nerd to leave my phone home. It's like losing a limb. I'm glad to hear it all worked out!

February 17, 2009 12:35 PM
 

feefifoto said:

You left out the most important detail: did he make it?

February 17, 2009 12:45 PM
 

patricia said:

I know, feefifoto, that was my question too!  The news story says they don't know whether he made it or not, though I guess a bunch of people listening offered to help her get to the hospital.  According to the news story, they are looking for someone who knows the ending to give the network a call.

February 17, 2009 1:42 PM
 

Jennifer said:

LOL... that's great. I never would have thought of that, but that was so smart....

February 17, 2009 2:10 PM

About Cole Gamble

Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.

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